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[challenge entry] Due to the limitations of the gif format


You'll have to imagine the blood curdling scream as the final frame fades out...

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# aaargh!
I screamed and covered my eyes anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# ARGH!!!!
My eyeballs have retreated into my skull!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# *cringe*
that's nasty..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# aha!
I was wondering about you the other day. I concluded that you were probably too busy doing the sex with that girlfriend of yours. How are you?

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*runs, screaming, never to return*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# hehe "doing sex" marvelous
i'm fine, even though i don't have a girlfriend any more... (which should cheer up all you b3ta girls, no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# thank goodness for that
I can take my life off hold.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# *creeps back with her eyes covered*
way-hey! On the market, then. Are you coming to either of the next two bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# uhhhhhh...
no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)
# why's that then?
are you being CRAP or something?

*folds arms sternly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Basically,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# well... then...
um...

*is flummoxed*

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:52, archived)
# ewwwwww
classy stuff.
(Maels, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:18, archived)
# ow
ow again
ayah bleedah
jesus that smarts
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# wot
he said, though when you get laser treatment for myopia that's pretty much the initial part of the procedure, though it's done with a microtome rather than a tatty peeler :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Was that
a fountain pen?
(Rabbers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Not really
unless its a combo potato peeler/fountain pen. And if innovations do them, I would not be in the least bit surprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# ARGH!
Lol @ fountain pen .. that's wot I thought first time round.

Of course - after the second time when I got it .. ARGH!

I'm still cringing and cowering underneath my chair - this is F.E.R.A.L .. :'(
(Snoop, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 3:20, archived)
# woo!
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# very
Ruggero Deodato, that
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)