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[challenge entry] Hello b3ta!


I am new ... please be gentle ...

From the Badly Misheard Instructions challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(FortyFour, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:36, archived)
# That is the best shooting scene
I have ever seen. And I live in snipertown, USA.
(bluemerle, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)
# We really don't want to know about you banging one off!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Did I say something with a secondary meaning
In Bristish slang?

::wide eyed; innocent::

(bluemerle, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:44, archived)
# That
Is a cracker mr.newbloke!
Images size a tad big but quite within the range.
Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)
# tip for the day
turn off dithering
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Thanks ...
... for the advice, Im still new to this mularky you see!
(FortyFour, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)
# you've done
a good job! we normally try to aim for around 150-200K as the max limit on the board for the modem users. your image has about the right dimensions, but if you turn off dithering, and maybe reduce the colour depth you might be able to get it around 100K...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# crikey
i did not know that
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Neither did I ...
... I will explore for next time ... Thanks again!
(FortyFour, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Well hello
and a damn fine start.

Now where is my water-based lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# d.r. and quinch?
ah, nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)
# *lightbulb*
weren't they in 2000ad?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# haha
he was probably canadian anyway ;)
woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooo
yay mo fo

Men Only woo yay, mkay!
(I helped save b3ta! [email protected], Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
that's grunts for you!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Hello!
nice collapsage, perhaps a small death rattle on the floor and a growing pool of entrails and blood, Oh - some greiving relatives and a dog waiting for 20 years for it's master to return may improve what is an excellent depiction of a brilliant pun ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# brilliant
gentlywoo yay houpla
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Like the BLAM, nice touch indeed sir..
.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Will fell down nicely
good first effort
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)