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# I just made this...
How does it look?

(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
you could have made some effort on the hair.. way too few polygons!



yay for Rick Wakeman!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# but he's a legal adult
I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
# *sighs*...
You'd think someone of /your/ age would be more mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# ^^^^
slap him, Flo Jo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I know
I was concentrating on the hands - that took up all my spare time.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# you need to hire someone to do that for you
I hear 3D rendering artists are about £3,200 per year...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Is that all?
I wouldn't even make the tea for that amount!

Don't worry, the software is dead easy to use - a child could do it.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# bet it`s not as good as terragen!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# You're right - Terragen wins hands-down
(When I talk about the stuff I've done in Terragen down the pub, I find it's a real bird-puller. Never fails.)
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# do you ever tell birds to piss off, cos they`re only after your money?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# you're a regular riot, rik
a regular riot.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# funny as a fart in a space suit, me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
#
what smelly and tight?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# unpleasant and unamusing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hmmm... come to think of it,
they seem to piss off on their own accord when I tell them how much I earn; how good I am at everything; and how many chicks I pull each week (or don't).

sigh.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Well,
All I see is you people bringing this information up. Infact I do not mention it much at all. I think I mentioned I am good at 3D once before, About girls once before, And about my wage once before.

You are the people who continue it. Everything would have died out if Rik didnt decide to continue everything. such as "Sefafin" I come on the board a year later and he still brings it up.

I think it's either cos he fancies me, or because he needs to find himself a target to vent his social inadiquecies and sexual frustrations onto. It's quite sad really. Quite sad indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)
# maybe
a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# but are you as good as me?
girls (doubt it)
Wages (42k)
Talent (erm...)
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# No-one is better than me!
Girls - 1
Wage - 10.5k
Talent - sticking coins up my nose
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# you can put coins up your nose?
sorry Wombat.. I`m joining this gang
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# loads of em!
I reckon I could easy fit 2 quid up in twenty pences. I think the 50ps are possible but really painful.

5ps just fall out
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# B3tards Top Trumps
Me:

Birds(0)
Money(£2.12/hour)
Talent(0)
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# B3tards Top Trumps
Vultan

Birds(cockateil)
Money(Get back I'm all right jack keep your hands of my stack)
Talent(I'm a living historical reference for young people eg. we had free milk at school)
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# woaaa hang on, little guy
your Serafin thread is legend! it`s even linked to on mmnb098mnb`s web site!

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Dude
Whether or not posting an ad for a band you like was appropriate or not, and the (very amusing) roasting you got was deserved is all open to debate.
But you keep reacting to it. So you'll get years more of it until you learn not to.

/imho
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Are you sure you didn't mean pentagons?
=P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
#
doesn't he like coffee atall?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# It looks great...
(except for the hands - they'ey need a bit of work.)
(Jack Storage, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# i didn't actually notice
that the hands weren't real before you said that...
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# sorry - I've got a cheap rendering program
and I haven't quite mastered it yet...

Those hands took me ages y'know.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# you must have done
they're low poly, they're not ment to be photo realistic, it's just for a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I'm working on a football stadium at the moment...
I'll post it when I've finished.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
#
has it got burning bits, and goals, cos that would be really good!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# nah...
that's beyond me.

I've only being doing rendering since Tuesday.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# oi God
have you finished colouring her in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# no not yet,
i've only got the flat colour on at the moment, i'll post up the flat colour version for you.

keep an eye on the top of the board, i'm fitting it in between doing some work.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
#
YES, thats WIZARD!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# not bad
you might get away with it If its for a game.
look at what I didn't do
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Yes Rick Wakeman is so low-poly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# nice renderage!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I just
subwuped a polydoodlage and flip rated my rudele engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# your softwarez must be very 1337
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# it rocks
my ace render software
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# looks nice.. primitive user interface though
geddit? PRIMITIVE!

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# oh yeah he he he
/looks round
/shrugs
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# We all love the Tea
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# brilliant
- but the hands look shit.
(the BBC, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Is it for a game?
sqhurk sqhurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# sort of...
but it's a bit one-sided at the moment...

*waits
(Wombat Joe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Almost as
sexy as he is in the flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)