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(Hairy Midget, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:39, archived)
# yay!
thats made my day that has

well taken my mind off no valentine cards :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:41, archived)
# awwww
hey, i should buy my valentine a big red heart. i wonder where to get those?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:42, archived)
# under your sternum
and a bit to the left
(Azzek!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# the bit to the left thing is actually a myth
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# seriously?
it isn't a bit to the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:46, archived)
# I think it is
but it's still under your sternum which means it's almost dead centre
(Azzek!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:49, archived)
# almost is not perfect
therefore "a bit" still holds.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:54, archived)
# technically it is dead center
but the shape of the heart makes it look like it's a bit to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:55, archived)
# No, it's not quite dead centre. The central point of the heart is slightly to the left of the body's midline.
Having cut someone's heart out, I know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:17, archived)
# haha.
PROVE IT!
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# oh, that thing?
that would more closely resemble one in the thread below this one.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# did you crossbreed squirrels with face hu,ggers?
if so, i'd like to order five
(Azzek!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Cap'n gets it.
Probably from 2 ladies at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:43, archived)
# and a shemale
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# oh snap
you did not just go there
(Hairy Midget, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:47, archived)
# haha
yeah, sometimes there is something to be said for NOT getting anything for Valentine's Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:45, archived)
# ...
*changes address on case of burbon to stickfigure ninja's
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 4:05, archived)
# Charley becoming your minion then?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Excellent.
Where can I purchase one of these "squirrels"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:48, archived)
# At your grocer's freezer
(Hairy Midget, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:51, archived)
# can you get them cheaper at tesco?
(Azzek!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
# I have no idea what tesco is
I'm from America
(Hairy Midget, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:53, archived)
# a store for all those "tesco value" products that we bandwagon so hard
(Azzek!, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# I think
it's kind of like a British equivalent of Wal-mart or some such.

Or maybe it's a chemist's shop. I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:56, archived)
# And it wouldn't help me if I could -
I'm from Australia.

Will a possum do? We've got plenty of those.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:59, archived)
# hooray
america....and o-town no less! had i known that the man behind cap'n biscuit lived an hour south of me...
(iank, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 4:10, archived)
# ahahahhahahah
this is wonderful.

huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 3:52, archived)