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# Lunchtime, have this limited edition DTF

I dunno what I'm going to have for lunch, I think I may go to the burger van and have
a couple of cheese burgers and a can of IRN BRU. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
# kebab
I live in Istanbul.. a kebab a day keeps the big furry red fez away.

/edit.. but I would happily trade my right arm for a Bacon sarnie...
(smell the cheese, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Been a long time gone
Constantinople
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Someone also changed the name of Bombay to Mumbai without
consulting me first...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# and Peking
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:57, archived)
# woo
wild boar pate butties
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Cor! wild boar pate!
that's very nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:23, archived)
# and here is the spoiler
its from aldi, but it is still bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I can get some nice Wild Boar pate from the Deli
but it's too far to walk there and the exhaust fell off my bloody car this morning. I really want Wild Boar pate now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Kill one of the little buggers you have running around in your attic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I would but I'm at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# What are you having for lunch?
chips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# What's with all This Burger Breath and Chips
I'm a Northerner that is all, nothing fundamentally different from being a Southerner - he probably eats more chips that I do. Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I don't have a clue about this chip business
I just said that to try and find out what it was all about, even when he pointed me to where it all started it still doesn't make any sense. How queeeeeeeer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# It's BB he has a hatred for all things Northern (even though he's never been further than the Watford Gap)
so he takes the piss everytime he gets the opportunity - which makes me think he's a stupid childlike troll, but I put up with it else everybody would say I'm a humourless cow despite the fact that the joke is getting very very old now and he doesn't know anything new to say
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha! that the spirit!
I eat heaps of chips and I'm very far north, further north than you, so far north there's sheep everywhere, he should be making comments like that to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I do have a fondness for chips
but I don't eat them quite as much as he would have everybody believe and even though I'm not bragging I can eat my chips and not put on loads of weight either, so take that Mr Atkins and your potato-free dieting.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:57, archived)
# not sure, i think i'll pop to the local garage
and see what fare they have on offer.

either a sandwich or a ginsters slice i would expect.

some crisps and a diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# i've got quite addicted to those ginsters buffet bars
bit like a long scotch egg with added cheese and coleslaw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# i fucking hate coleslaw
i can think of better thinks to eat then grated raw vegetables in rancid mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# It doesn't have to be rancid
Where do you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# he eats whatever is slung in his biffa bin
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Biffa Bin?
The lucky so-and-so...
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# don't bad mouth my house.
or i'll not invite you for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# yay
turkey(not the country) and cottage cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think a wander to Tesco is in order, so I can buy a cheese baton, some pastrami and some potato salad, and make a lovely sandwich.

And some red bull.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I just ate some roast pork with thai bbq sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
I am having pepperoni and cheddar salad! minced Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# haha yay not caught a DTF for a while
Scrambled eggs on toast with marmite today I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# It's the first one I've done in a while
scrambled eggs with marmite? how queer!
It's quite surprising what marmite will goe with, I quite like cheese, peanut buttter and marmite sarnies, very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Oh, how I love these!
I'm having my usual homemade candyfloss for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
I am having pasta salad, bag of hula hoops, a tin of fruit, two pieces of real fruit, a chocolate muffin, a mars bar and a big bottle of water!

I have a long task ahead of me
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Yay
I haven't a clue what I am going to have. I am off to the shops and might get a samosa or two.

'noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# G'noon!
raining then . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# yeah
and it's getting bloody nippy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Samosas...hmmmm
good choice, very good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)