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[challenge entry] yippee kay ay, kemosabe

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(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Arf!
Kemosabe...memories of watching the shit-awful ITV dub
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)
# it was a work of art in itself
wasn't it. That and the pre-watershed version of the three amigos. "Didn't you notice it's little...(gruff old voice) THING"

hmmm
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# ITV dub?
(Azzek!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)
# It had
dubbed voiceovers by Trisha and Robbie Williams so it could be understood by Chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# British terrestrial TV felt
that the uncut version was too sweary for TV, so replaced the word "motherfu*ker" with the word "kemosabe" erroneously thinking
A) it was clever
B) it made the film better
C) people couldn't see his lips moving
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Ha!
I have yet to see that. It would be most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# does it make me a cunt that I like all three of the Die Hard films?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# I don't know
what it is with movie producers these days, but think of pretty much any movie that was made more that 5 years ago and someone will be making a sequel
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Plan 9 from outer space?
(Azzek!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 18:04, archived)
# no that isn't what does it...
he he
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Indeed.
"Flick off, melonfarmer" was probably the best I ever heard.

That may have been the cut version of Repo Man. I Think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Not as good as Lethal Weapons
'Fun you, you muddy funster'

ITV....gotta love em eh?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:51, archived)
# It was Repo Man
but I believe it was flip you, melonfarmer.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 19:29, archived)
#
d) that people hadn't seen the movie before therefore new what he was really saying.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# just like Galaxy Quest and the
"SCREW THAT!" line by Sigourney Weaver
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# hmm, WOO!
EMO
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Emu?
(Azzek!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)
# *shouts "Eclectech" loudly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# EMU!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# YAY!
/watches
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# this->make(my->GetCurrentDay())
(Azzek!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha class!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Kezza?
?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)
# It can be just "Kez" sometimes
(Azzek!, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)