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[challenge entry] They taste great but are hard to find these days...

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# So we didn't need to invade Iraq?
They were hidden in special packets all the time!
EDIT: Sorry, pedant mode, but Saddam was the one with WMDs, not Bin Laden. However, it looks like Saddam never had WMDs, which is what he'd been saying all along. Bin Laden wants WMDs, but hasn't got any yet. He might have got them from Saddam, but Saddam didn't have any, and didn't like Bin Laden's religion-fuelled brand of terrorism anyway. Can someone explain this to me, it doesn't seem to make sense. Maybe Beau bo d'Or knows?
(kryptik, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# We still needed to
"Get rid of a very bad man"

So it was just.

Edit:You are correct, I read it wrong. I saw WMD and assumed Saddam.

"To assume makes an ass out of u and me"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# how come
he got re-elected then?
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# arf
that is all
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Well that makes it OK then
If we were just changing the regime and building a new nation...
*flashback*
"We're not interested in regime change, and we're not in the business of nation-building" - Who said that? it's slipped my mind...
(kryptik, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# So when are we
going after the heads of Saudi Arabia, Uzbeckistan, North Korea, Zimbabwe, Myanmar(Burma) ...?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# he did have WMD
we helped him get them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# That's just mean though
It's like taking sweets away from kids after saying they could have them.
(kryptik, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# if he was using them against Iran still
he wouldn't have been such a nawty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# ...
Here ya go - a WMD!

Just kidding!

Here ya go - a WMD!

Just kidding!

Here ya go - a WMD!

Just kidding!

Here ya go - a WMD!

Just kidding!
(Pseudonym, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Pffft!
*laughs at ridiculousness of situation*
(kryptik, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# We (our Government) granted the export licences...
...for that huge cock-shaped gun thing he had built.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# we taught his scientists and sold him the ingredients...
we even trained his tortureres and secret police, though less us brits and more that camp in texas...
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Give me bhuna or I kill you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Woo to that!
And woo for any post relating to The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T)
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)