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# Today I made


a tangerine cock. Its unshopped.

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Ooo eeer.
It looks like someone has got Jaundice and cancer... then has been run over with a steamroller and castrated.

Owch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Pregnant and 'out' you say?
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# hahahaha
was waiting for it


.. cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)
# ... pisspants
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# haha why do you think they`re a brown colour
at least it`ll cover half the stains
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)
# ...hot monkey lesbo sex stains
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# I bloody wish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)
# .. did you jizz on the photo??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I took it
on my cameraumaphone, on the step of a Bowling alley in Acton.

As an aside i won...with a score of 183 out of 12 players. But in hindsight i realise 10 pin bowling is a bit gay, and i feel no pride.

But my tangerine cock made me smile...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)
# question is....
did you try to moonwalk in those silly slippy bowling shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)
# If only those
bowling alley twunks didn't insist on keeping one of my shoes, i would've stolen the alley shoes and pretended i was Paul Weller.
But i couldn't...my mullet growing gay hair skills are weak :(

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# haha Paul Weller
you could get beaten up and be Bruce Foxton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Rick Buckler has joined a Jam tribute band
it almost makes me want to go and see them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# many years ago I had some
black leather winkle pickers that had white leather over the toe area. I bought them from Shelly's and they cost a fortune. All because Paul Weller wore them on stage. Fashion victim is not a new term alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:37, archived)
# sadly The Style Council purported to be the peak of high fashion
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# i hope you left it on the steps
so others could admire it and/or slip on teh cock!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I did...
and a pregnant lady slipped and fell. I felt guilty. For a bit. Then i got another beer and all was well with the world once more...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Tangerines IIIIIN SPAAAAAAACE!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# yarr
i can't help doing that, every time i peel a tangerine without thinking it comes out like a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# today i made a silk-screen printer
/smug
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)
# whats that ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)
# stick some A4 into a petticoat, splash on a bit of Dulux emulsion.. hey presto
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)
# i dunno
im gonna get some fabric paint and stencil mong onto some t shirts
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# pretty much.
I'd take a photo and post it but i've lost my camera and my hosting for a few days and it's really not that interesting.

But I'm gonna make all teh t-shirts now.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)
# and how is work on the factory floor?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)
# at 2 bananas per day,
can't complain
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)
# bollock variation
based upon wide research?
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)
# I taught my 6 year old nephew
how to make a tangerine skin look like an "elephant".
My sister was less than impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)