b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » "Oh No" Moments From History » Message 5407512

[challenge entry] Oh noes!
MOD EDIT: That is way too big for the board. Please keep your stuff under 250kb

Sorry for the late (not to mention dreadful) entry. I am but a n00b. :)

From the "Oh No" Moments From History challenge. See all 177 entries (closed)

(utensilattack, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:47, archived)
# 988.54kb!!!! - You've BROKEN the intraweb!
please optimise this under 250kb PLEASE - its
WAY too big for t'board



Thanks Mods - may all your christmasses be white :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:49, archived)
# ^this
a million times
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# ^ that
hello girl! can I borrow your lippy?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Course dahhhhhling!
I've gone from being Hitler to Eva Braun for one night only - laaaaay-deeees night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:52, archived)
# I got some lovely spangly pance `specially for the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:53, archived)
# these stockings and suspenders I got are remarkably comfy...
and the heels, don't talk to me about heels....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# it`s hell finding a nice pair of size 10 FMBs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# 'shows stupidity/ignorance'*
FMB's?

*delete as appropriate

not playing Acro2 are ya with that, Fanj was on a roll last night...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:56, archived)
# "fuck me boots", aka "hooker boots"
;)

edit: nah - have been neglecting teh net a bit over the past few days - had a job interview yesterday and got a call when I got back home to arrange another interview today

what a relaxing week off work this is turning out to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Ah those, well, I got those too
I'm the architectural Equivalent of Emma Peel for one night only

I hope said interviews are going/went well for you, wear the FMB's, you'll be climbing the ladder in no time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:58, archived)
# they went quite well .. which is surprising as I didn`t swot up for them
32K HERE I COME!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:01, archived)
# milk n' one sugar in mine, luv
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:02, archived)
# woaaa hold your horses pet
terragen is still downloading..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:04, archived)
# terragen? that gives me the fackin 'orn!
haven't used that in aaaages
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)
# you up for some acro in a bit?
and you johno, and anyone else.. just gonna have some food
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:57, archived)
# oh yes, Im there matey...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:58, archived)
# shall we say half an hour?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:58, archived)
# <all together> "half an hour"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:58, archived)
# HALF AN HOUR!
woo this is fun
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:59, archived)
# What is this acro banter?
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:25, archived)
# ok... "Half an Hour"
there, nicely said. now, shall we say
"The Plane's gonna crash and we're not gonna make it"?

Has watched far too much 'Airplane' lately
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:59, archived)
# GOLD! (gold) always believe in.....




(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# 1991! .. or whatever it was
*twangs your bra*

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:56, archived)
# I fucking love that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:57, archived)
# hahahaha
the neighbours love you two... they tried to firebomb the house when I was out yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Just because they can't handle the fact the hottest new hip hop duo were in town
Boyyyyyyeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
# the new rap duo : short arse and fat Ronan Keating
brill! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:05, archived)
# BOYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)
# yeeaaaaaaah boyyyeeeee
P.E. nineteen ninety one
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:08, archived)
# .. space cadets!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
# word negro
I'm going to wear a flava flav style clock round my neck for the next bash. Boyyyeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
# haha
that would be cocking ace and i would love you forever
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:11, archived)
# i'll turn up with a motherfucking grandfather clock round my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:13, archived)
# HEY RIK - THEY SAYING WE TOO BLACK MAN! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY CAN GET A SLAP FOR THAT, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:59, archived)
# shhhhh mugatu
we've got blacks over there, under there over there and up there
/whispers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Better get the guitar out for some Ronan Keating then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:01, archived)
# the smile on your face let's me know that you need me..
CHOON!!111lolzorzeleven
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Rik kept saying I looked like someone he knows called Ronan. Maybe it was meant to be?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:05, archived)
# oh yes!
here`s a pic

not a great photo, but you`re identical in real life though, apart from his strange eye condition
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)
# haha I can see the likeness (a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:10, archived)
# let's get a record out at the same time as that chico cunt
and beat him to the top spot!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:06, archived)
# fucking right. I'm ok at making tracks. We could have a hit record out by the end of the year
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:08, archived)
# PE vs Ronan remix
fuck i'm gonna have a go at that. i have the ronan cd single i'm pretty sure it has an instrumental on it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha whack it me over on mp3 if you get a chance :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Fanj - I don`t know if you`ve realised
but you`ve just admitted to owning a Ronan CD..............
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:18, archived)
# i fucking LOVE that song
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# you freaks
.. I shall upload the bash photos at some point tonight

currently watching the football, tippy tapping on the laptop, and getting kicked off the network every time the washing machine spins up!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:00, archived)
# i look forward to em
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:01, archived)
# I`m keeping the full size versions for shoppery material
you lot can get 640x480 versions!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:02, archived)
# 640x480
i'm not sure they'll even show up on my 1600x1200 goodness
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
# in the same way that your cock really is 8 feet long? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:05, archived)
# bah. Spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:04, archived)
# pfffft!
awesemo.

edit: this ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:49, archived)
# arh, my modem is on fire
doesnt have a modem, but if i did, it would be on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I expect you have a modem in some capacity and I suspect
it is indeed on fire.

look there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:51, archived)
# my router is on fire as well now
oh nos
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:52, archived)
# heh
Windows could explain a lot of disasters
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:50, archived)
# its huge
but woo

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:52, archived)
# With apologies to StickFigureNinja (but it makes me giggle like a buffoon!)

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

/EDIT - Thanks Sandwich and Rachel!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:52, archived)
# It's SFN's
that isn't even the biggest version
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:54, archived)
# *gets bigger monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# *gets bigger boat*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:05, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:09, archived)
# that`s a stick figure ninja classic, that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Pffft, amatuer
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:04, archived)
# ha ha!
*right clicks*
*saves as*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:10, archived)
# i like these big files,
it's makes up for all these pansy pixel pictures.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Couldnt resist..
[DTMX]
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:00, archived)
# 1.5MB? GET TO FUCK!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 20:00, archived)