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[challenge entry] im expecting an angry heave ho from people sticking up for picnics


but just listen: they are filler chocolate! they are there to make up numbers!

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(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:38, archived)
# You've obviously never put a picnic bar in the freezer.
Bounty on the other hand is a completely shithouse chocolate bar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# it
comes out like a crunchy poo.


/bitter voice of experience/
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# .
theres always one...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# hehe
but i quite like them!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# that
is absolutely great.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Oy
I thought you wuz workin!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I am -
i'm on page 57 of an 87 page document that i said to my client i might have finished by tomorrow. I started it on Sunday night.
Its taking forever... I am tired and i want to go to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Awww...
Why didn't you pull the "Scotty"?

Sorry you have to work so late :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# hmm...
story of my life. Waiting for Mr Pep to get back from a party.. expect the house to come crashing down around my shoulders any sec :)

eit. He's back. He's husky. He sounds like he's he's been drinking for a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Hey
At least you get to work at home. By the by, Have you done any work for Verizon lately?

edit: Wish I was drinking for the last decade. Take piccies.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# i did some sub contract work
for Bell Canada - Tv ads... good fun
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Along with the special drunk male's mating call "I realllllly lovesh youuuu!"?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# I'm waiting for that
the bugger.
=)

here we go - he wants toast - here's comes the love...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
have fun :)

and g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# mmm...
toast love.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# haha
he's smooth!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I myself
Have definite stages:

1) After the first drink or so, I'm restless, agitated. I want to do ANYTHING but sit there.

2) Moderately drunk, I'm REMARKABLY brave. I'd tell the Pope off if he were near me.

3) I am remoseful to the point of tears about my pathetic life.

4) Room spins, I throw up.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# 5) PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Profit?
Did you say...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha,
Excellent!

Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)