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Bounty on the other hand is a completely shithouse chocolate bar.
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Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39,
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i'm on page 57 of an 87 page document that i said to my client i might have finished by tomorrow. I started it on Sunday night.
Its taking forever... I am tired and i want to go to bed.
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Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:50,
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Its taking forever... I am tired and i want to go to bed.

Why didn't you pull the "Scotty"?
Sorry you have to work so late :(
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Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59,
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Sorry you have to work so late :(

story of my life. Waiting for Mr Pep to get back from a party.. expect the house to come crashing down around my shoulders any sec :)
eit. He's back. He's husky. He sounds like he's he's been drinking for a decade.
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01,
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eit. He's back. He's husky. He sounds like he's he's been drinking for a decade.

At least you get to work at home. By the by, Have you done any work for Verizon lately?
edit: Wish I was drinking for the last decade. Take piccies.
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:04,
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edit: Wish I was drinking for the last decade. Take piccies.

for Bell Canada - Tv ads... good fun
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:23,
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;)
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:05,
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the bugger.
=)
here we go - he wants toast - here's comes the love...
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07,
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=)
here we go - he wants toast - here's comes the love...

Have definite stages:
1) After the first drink or so, I'm restless, agitated. I want to do ANYTHING but sit there.
2) Moderately drunk, I'm REMARKABLY brave. I'd tell the Pope off if he were near me.
3) I am remoseful to the point of tears about my pathetic life.
4) Room spins, I throw up.
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Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09,
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1) After the first drink or so, I'm restless, agitated. I want to do ANYTHING but sit there.
2) Moderately drunk, I'm REMARKABLY brave. I'd tell the Pope off if he were near me.
3) I am remoseful to the point of tears about my pathetic life.
4) Room spins, I throw up.