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[challenge entry] im expecting an angry heave ho from people sticking up for picnics


but just listen: they are filler chocolate! they are there to make up numbers!

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 96 entries (closed)

(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:38, archived)
# You've obviously never put a picnic bar in the freezer.
Bounty on the other hand is a completely shithouse chocolate bar.
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# it
comes out like a crunchy poo.


/bitter voice of experience/
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# .
theres always one...
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# hehe
but i quite like them!
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# that
is absolutely great.
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Oy
I thought you wuz workin!
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)
# I am -
i'm on page 57 of an 87 page document that i said to my client i might have finished by tomorrow. I started it on Sunday night.
Its taking forever... I am tired and i want to go to bed.

(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Awww...
Why didn't you pull the "Scotty"?

Sorry you have to work so late :(
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# hmm...
story of my life. Waiting for Mr Pep to get back from a party.. expect the house to come crashing down around my shoulders any sec :)

eit. He's back. He's husky. He sounds like he's he's been drinking for a decade.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Hey
At least you get to work at home. By the by, Have you done any work for Verizon lately?

edit: Wish I was drinking for the last decade. Take piccies.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# i did some sub contract work
for Bell Canada - Tv ads... good fun
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Along with the special drunk male's mating call "I realllllly lovesh youuuu!"?
;)
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# I'm waiting for that
the bugger.
=)

here we go - he wants toast - here's comes the love...
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
have fun :)

and g'night
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# mmm...
toast love.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# haha
he's smooth!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I myself
Have definite stages:

1) After the first drink or so, I'm restless, agitated. I want to do ANYTHING but sit there.

2) Moderately drunk, I'm REMARKABLY brave. I'd tell the Pope off if he were near me.

3) I am remoseful to the point of tears about my pathetic life.

4) Room spins, I throw up.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# 5) PROFIT!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Profit?
Did you say...
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha,
Excellent!

Most woo
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# woo!
tj: gosh, it seems i can spazz back and look at people's previous posts in their profiles
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# yeah
I noticed that. It is most woo.
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:54, archived)
# it's a bit sad when i see how many 'hahaha' 'haha' 'haha' posts i've done ;)
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# mine show me up for the drooling sycophant that i am..
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# ^this!^
and how few pics too, and the poor quatlity of them*!

*mine, not yours
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# I'm not too sure about the "Threads" one though
it shows all the new threads you've started. I love the idea for other people but I'd prefer most of my pics to be buried.
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Only 7 days worth though, soon forgotten :)
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:20, archived)
# what do you mean?
on glassco.cx?

edit: oh i see :)
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:56, archived)
# click your profile
you'll see
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# feeling rough buddy?
*prepares vicks*
(, Tue 13 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Thanks
but I've already had a TUTT massage ;D

and I is going to bed now to enjoy VBH on 5th gear.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Fine! *huffs*
If I'm not good enough...*sniffs*
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I thought you'd understand!
but if it makes you feel better *exposes moobs*
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Fwappity Fwap Fwap!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# easy now
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Well, if only you'd said that it was your 'special recipe' Vicks!
I'd never have waivered!
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)