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# this's been done to death
but i like it anyway
he's supposed to be a monkey but he looks like a bear

(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# You sir,
are a Genuis.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# /bitch
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# wouldnt go that far
but welcome new person :) pull up a chimp and feel free to undress and post silly pics some more
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Notice
the spelling of "Genuis"...
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# o shit
woooo .... too late in the day to see !! love it
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Subtle
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

yes it has been done to death - better than you did it

edit: teh uplaod codez


"After viewing and carefully considering the real-time submissions ("Posts") submitted ("Posted") by other users ("b3tans") of this word wide web site ("b3ta"), the submitter ("Poster") of this Post would like to apologise for his behaviour ("Being an Intolerant Cock") and offer his sincere apologies ("Pull Up a Kitten, Have a Biscuit") to the b3tan who Posted the original Post which was the subject of his behaviour."

"The Poster would also like to point out that he was/is not alone"

Get off my hat!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# its not that bad!
shirley?

edit: you sir are bein a bit harsh to the noob! its his first post and it beats the shit out of a lot of other things he coulda done. woo to you noob!!

edit: also its newbie tuesday, so idont know what you were expecting


final edit: how gracious of you sir!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# YEAAAAAA
go NOOB GO NOOB wooooooo
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# fuckin' woooooooooo
yyeeeaahhh nooooobbb woooooo!
*coughs*
/ANIME!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# FAQ?
y FAQ?

/edit Wind your fucking neck in already, it's not like it's a fucking ipod post you fucking fuck
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ^^this
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# these
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# and this
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# he is right though.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# yeah, but
it am a noob, and it am newbie tuesday, and for a noob it could be faarrrrr worse. i rememebr when i was a noob and i got raped for my first post, and it was a bit shitty.
therefore, just to recap, shouting at noobs is crap, and dentarthurdent is a fag* weak weak man for not having the courage of his convictions

AICMFP!

edit: woo! woo!
*does a little dance*
yay! yay!
*touches self*


*later withdrawn so as not to cause offence
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha
yes, i likey teh ipody jokey thing
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Which part of the FAQ would you like to draw our attention to?
edit/ oops forgot: you're a fucking cock!

edit edit/ after considering your withdrawal and apology, I downgrade you to a twat.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# good lord
leave the newbie alone u anal yogurt
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yoghurt yogurt yoghourt yogour
What a fucked up word!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# yip yooooo
yoooogurteyyogwort
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# SPORK!
LESBIAN!
these are also brilliant words!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# what about spungle
or backwash ........ eek
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# FRIDGE!
POTATO!
SPOON!

IF YOU SAY THEM LONG AND LOUD ENOUGH THEY AM ALL TEH FUNNEH!!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# HEDGE!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# BENCH!
THROTTAGE!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# HASLET HEDGE!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# WILD HEDGES!
I find your name strangely alluring. Would you like to go for a walk in the shrubbery?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Prefab Sprout?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Paddy McAloon?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# INSPIRAL CARPETS!
hang on...... i think im missing somethin'........
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# so this is how it feels to be lonely....
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# aaahhh
*huggles*

/almost definitely missing something here
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# parsley fields?

would love to, but I`m going to flit home to slip into something more comfortable and do girly stuff, like flicking the bean :)

*smooOOOOooooch*
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# COR!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ARF! ^this^
is what all women do behind closed doors....every bloody chance they get......"its just flick, flick flick"..... filthy
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# wooooooooo fuckin goo noooob!!!!!!!
goo nooob, wooooo!! dont pay attentiion to that ^ poo face
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# King Louis-Philippe of France looks like a pear, lol!!!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# i thought he looked like Wolf?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
Don't listen to them
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Bit of a multiple ear situation going on
But woo to your first post.

/edit Ok, not your first post, but fuck it, woo anyway
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# yay!
i knew id seen something like that before. i was beggining to worry i'd dreamed it!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# that is a worrying dream
(, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)