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[challenge entry] Eh

From the A World For Women challenge. See all 193 entries (closed)

(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# haha
sometimes guys just need to learn to say the right thing though!

edit: you're all useless!!!
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I think your farts smell like roses dear


was that good?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# You mean there really *IS* a right thing to say?


Or is this more psychological manipulation?


/is confused even further
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# NO!
There is NO right thing to say, EVER!
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Fuck you bitch!!!


oh, I see what you mean
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# You have the most wonderful eyes Miss Pony Magic...
Can I lick them?

(Do you mean those kinds of things? :P )
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# ahem!
may i lick them
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Yep.
You're right.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
#
a gentleman!

*applauds*
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Hang on.
So the correct thing to say is always just to agree with you, and admit to being idiots?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# That'll work for a couple of months
then you'll get dumped for not having an opinion
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# How long have you had a penis?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# I got it for christmas.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Sellout.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# I prefer the term 'liar'.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# You smell lovely...
Have you been sick?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# may I rub your back?
*corks wine*
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# also
good things to say, others, take note:
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# my your looking beautiful tonight dear
how about a foot rub and a dip in the sauna. Maybe with some fruit and champagne.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# well
we all know you've got the charm.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# yea.
Can i borrow some?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# it doesn't take long to learn.
and it can open the doors to all sorts of strange and interesting things.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# No I don't think you are being unreasonable
You're being quite stable for a girl.

Is that the kind of thing I wonder?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# c'mon!
I said "sometimes", girls have to say the right thing a lot too, you guys just don't notice it cause we're good at it.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# ha!
we're not stupid enough to go bragging about the fact that we know.

(this could get recursive)
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Apologies
You are of course correct. The sexes dance nimbly around each other playing complicated games of diplomacy, never quite understanding each others true intentions.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# is that
a goldeneye proximity mine?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Ahahaaa!
edit: could also be a perfect dark mine
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Close
Its a remote one.

Proximity was yellow.

and green timed.

I think???
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# looks like a remote mine to me
yellow was timed and red green/blue was proximity i think.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Yikes!
I think I have that implant!
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I think we all do
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)