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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE

Evenin' all. Late as usual - I've been out drinking pints.

This week's challenge goes thusly:

Advertising Where You Live. The situation: you're got a new job in charge of your local tourist board, but there's one problem. You have to tell the truth. How would you advertise where you live?

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:30, archived)

Well this is gonna have lots of scope...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)

why do i get the feeling

this is going to merge with tomorros H5N1 bandwagon

(mark has stripey socks, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:41, archived)

Promise that cunts like you

Will be made to live elsewhere

Cunt

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)

Out drinking pints.

Likely story.

You were waiting for the ad break in Desperate Housewives.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)

i know <i>i</i> was.

¬.¬

(stawkaww, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)

oh dear.

(stawkaww, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)

damn

I live on the coast of Portugal. It's hot in summer and the chicks are nice.
What am I supposed to do for this challenge?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)

1. make a voyeur website

2. charge the credit cards of parents of 14 year old boys for the chance to see boobage in bikinis.!
3. PROFIT!

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drunkenoaf, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:34, archived)

that's a good idea

but I doubt I could compo it :)

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:40, archived)

that's your challenge!

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drunkenoaf, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:44, archived)

Drinking pints?

Good man!

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drunkenoaf, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)

yet another dictator challange

where did the democracy go?

EDIT: I did something much like this in German once...and French too come to think of it... this week will be REALLY ace.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)

Last week's wasn't

it was the popular choice

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:34, archived)

I was in Barcelona

so I missed that one

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:36, archived)

It's still one week on, one week off...

Nothing's changed

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)

I swear it was all dictator ones for a while...

oh well, I stand corrected

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)

MARYHILL

it's a shitehole

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)

heh heh

"North Kelvinside", don't you know.

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drunkenoaf, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:35, archived)

or South Milngavie/Bearsden

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Three Dog Man, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)

Glasgow

Maryhill?

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Fistymuffs, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 23:05, archived)

agreed.

Got to agree with ya. It is a shit hole.

(nirm, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 1:02, archived)

Hahahaha.

Christ. All this town is famous for is carpets and smack.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)

and arseholes who steal girlfriends

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:36, archived)

: )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)

Aha

so you live on the west side of double pile tufted?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)

Nearly

I'm just outside of rough weave.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:39, archived)

And you think we're supposed to guess it with so few clues?

(Woody999, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:44, archived)

Hmmm ...

I'm sure it will get some good entries ... but this is quite a hard one ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)

I live in Amsterdam

nuff said

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:40, archived)