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[challenge entry] Is it
just me who could use a copy of this?


From the Imaginary Applications for Web 2.0 challenge. See all 86 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:28, archived)
# That sir
is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# nope.
me too.

I understand it has something to do with flickr and myspace, but it can't all be to do with pretending to have 'friends' who you never really talk to, can it?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# hehehehe
woooonderful!
i see you're going to the pbro bash! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Yip, my
first ever bash :¬)

*bites nails*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# don't worry
i'll be gentle
*buys tub of vaseline*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *runs out of nails*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Oh noes
and just when we have a crucifixion on our hands
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# When I first heard about this week's compo ...
... I literally thought there was something called Web 2.0 coming out which would be written in a different programming language and would need a new browser, if not an entirely new broadband provider and probably a new PC.

Then I learned it was actually about making podcasts and perfecting your goth shot for MySpace. (High contrast, high angle, to disguise your bad skin and weight problem.)

Web 2.0? More like ... umm ... Web 1.5! Yeah!
(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# it`s a pile of buzzwords brought together under one heading to make people think there`ll be a big-bag super duper new web - will probably be exploited by marketing departments to get people to buy the new version of Windows and a spangly new computer
like people who are saying "woo this XML is a great new thing" when some of us have been hacking away at it since the late 1990s

/feels old
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# It is not just you
I read it three times and then decided that life was too short
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# You have arrived at the truth of the matter.
Normal people have no fucking idea what this is about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:41, archived)
# There's nothing to explain.

I'm no expert, but I believe Richard Feynman's adage, 'if you can't explain it, you don't
understand it'. I've read Tim O'Reilly's 'landmark' paper oreillynet.com/lpt/a/6228
and he doesn't explain jack shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# oh yeah,
and woo!

(bloody manners!)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# seems he doesn`t even understand what Akamai does and why..
dear dear dear
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I could easily sum up the Special Theory of Relativity for children
in half the space he took not to explain what Web 2.0 is.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# could be a plan
- I`ll ask the people where I work if they want to sign you up as a new author ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Wow, are you working in the publishing industry now?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha arf!
I think I understand, but I can't come up with a good compo entry

*tells what it's like doing it with a real doll girl*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# bah.

The Emperor has no clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I say lets have a 'rehash the scarface poster' compo instead....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# yeah! yeah! yeah!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# id definitely buy that shirt!!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)
# top shirt,
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 15:12, archived)
# put that design on a t-shirt
and put it on threadless.
(captain baldy, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I would buy that
for £5.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# SO would I
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Yay!
*orders a copy through a Web 1.0 type website*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 9:43, archived)