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[challenge entry] bindun?
yes I know it's a cdc, but I like cdcs- get over it

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:12, archived)
# you like getting over a CDC?

lubed or dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:13, archived)
# what a pointless question
you know as well as I do he always takes it dry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Is there any other way?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# there's no other way
there's no other way
if you're going in
go in dry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:42, archived)
# don't be shy - go in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)
# don't care
as long as it reaches my oesophagus
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:15, archived)
# sam name in a completely different style
is on the Front Page by Custard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:14, archived)
# so it is
mine is more of a fauvist rendition on the theme
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Letters
Right, I'm not too good with the old things. I get 'LOL' and stuff like that, obviously, but cdc and er... AICDMP or whatever it is, I don't know what they are.

Help....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:16, archived)
# crudely drawn cock
I posted one on my first ever post and got ripped into by some very scary board fascists
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ahhhhhh
Now I get it. What's AICDMFP or whatever it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# have a look at this:
www.4rthur.com/dict.php
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# There's a b3ta dictionary somewhere.
www.b3ta.com/board/6156336
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# and i claim my five pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
#
All I Cook Daily Mutates For Pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)
# And I've Crapped My Fucking Pants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Always Insert Cocks Mouth First Please
and

Croation Death Cows
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# See, now you're lying.
Baby Jesus cries because of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I NEVER TOUCHED HIM
you can't even prove that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# they found a ginger pube in the manger
which led CSI directly to you
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:22, archived)
# It could've been you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)
# NO WAI - I was rimming Mary at the time LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)
# and what a band they are
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:19, archived)
# i'm helpful
CDC = Crudely Drawn Cok
AICMFP = And I claim my five pounds, when you are making an obvious statement
you are a goth AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I'm not much of a goth though.
Well, not anymore. I can't balance in the shoes, for a start. And mty clothes are getting comfier the older I get. Wait till I get to 25 and I'll be wandering around town in my PJs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# If you have to clarify
that you're not a goth, rather than just saying "I'm not a goth"
then you're a goth. AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Alright then, I am a goth.
a big gothy goth. Gothface. Goth? goth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:26, archived)
# The first step towards cure is acceptance
or is that alcoholism?
They're pretty similar anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Does that mean that if cancer patients accept the fact then they'll be alright?
I'd go and patent your box marked 'Acceptin 500mg'containing a note saying 'YOU'VE GOT IT. REALLY.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)
# There's nothing more goth than saying you're not a goth.
The Romans discovered this to their peril. One moment they said 'there are no goths in Rome', the next moment they're everywhere, loitering in squares, exchanging tips on eyeliner.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:28, archived)
# ...I'm not a lottery winner with fantastic tits.
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)
# PROVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:30, archived)
# :-(
*tips fluff and air out of purse*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Right you're not a lottery winner then.
WHAT ABOUT THE TITS?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Nah, they're not fantastic.
As with most women, gravity is working it's way into my lallie department. Nevermind- could be worse.

I've got a good arse though. It's massive, so it's well comfy. Could sit on it for hours (and do).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:36, archived)
# That's not even proof
You expect me to take your word for it? WE NEED PHOTOS GODDAMIT
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Yes it's all down hill once you get to 25.
i come to work in my slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:34, archived)
# not when you're making an obvious statement,
but when you've answered a question (usually wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:29, archived)
# RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:42, archived)
# cocks on an oven!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:20, archived)
# hobcock!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 11:21, archived)