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[challenge entry] Everyone has an iPod and now all worship this only religion
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(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# cue this...
www.b3ta.com/board/6183339
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# iFeelsorryforthenewbieswhohadthemisfortuneofjoiningduringthiscompo
please come back on thursday.
(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I'm not part of everyone I'm glad to say
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Hello new person
Don't be disheartened by the rude people. they are just bored of this competition. Post naked pictures of yourself, you'll make lot's of new friends
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# this^
COCK or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# THIS!!111111onehundredandeighty!!1

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# what is GTFO then?
Get The Fanny Out?

I have skewed your poll in anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# get the fuck out apparently
"Show us your cock or fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# but don't forget the NSFW tag
or you'll be about as popular as Ian Huntley.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# yes
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# this is the best post ever.
Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i don't have an ipod
because they are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I have an ipod
but it doesn't work
Because i dropped it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *points and laughs*
that's because you are ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Pffft
Look who's talking!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# quiet or i shall set my scary puppet on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Is that what you're calling your cock these days?
10 feet remember!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I have an iPod
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I also have one
and I like it very much
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I did love mine
And I will love it again when i have put a new hard drive into it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# What's an ipod?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# YOU ARE MY GUIDING LIGHT
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# yes
but you are fickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# me too. Most of these 'anti ipod' comments are probably from people who have never even used one
let alone had one. It just seems to be fashionable to slag them off.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# yes, it's the "anti-sheep" sheep
who are just as bad as us sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ^
once you get your finger on the wheel and it purrs while you zoom through the menus, you will all croak differently
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# please insert more cheese
your cracker is dry
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I own an ipod
but I hardly worship it, let alone use it much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# All the people who own iPods
SHOULD BE BURNED ALIVE

Except maybe one or two people
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Oh noes!
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Cheeky pearoast from last night- no one was around anyway...
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)