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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)
# LMFAO!!!!
Wouldn't be so funny if he wasn't a gimp!!*


* may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)
# he's dead
I'm not haha


*FP well done
**Breaking the FP - Vwell done.
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)
# me too
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Kurt Ker-bang
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)
# He goes for a little
highbrow punnage and you have to go trying to bring back down to gutter level slapstick!

Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Will Kurt Cocaine fix things?
or was it heroin she filled him with..
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)
# You're getting kurt confused
with bob the builder
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Is Bob the Builder
a smack addict??

*cries into thomas the tank engine pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# pffffffahahahahaahah
awesome! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
(moodygit best eaten before, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hoohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)
# huh huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Uh oh
(moodygit best eaten before, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)
# we're in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Someone's come along and they burst our bubble
EDIT: Don't reply then *sob*. Make you look like a prick why doncha!
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# haahaa
*Points*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Yeah Yeah
(repeat ad nauseam)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I have to say I love Nirvana and Kurt is a demi god in my opinion (waits for flames)
but this made me have a coffee \ keyboard moment.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)
# gods are immortal
kurt very obviously isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# can you
prove that?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# That gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ARF!
Took me a sec! Woo!
(Dooley, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
Excellent work.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 6:35, archived)
# 'Ning....
Woo and Yay!

Made me laugh so hard my bladder problem was inflamed and I couldn't breath.

Good for you!
(giantsexyspacemonkey, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I've got monty you terrible cunt
on my phone.

www.evilbirders.co.uk/mytc.mp3

(soapyti twank, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha! that made me laugh quite audibly.



nirvana didn't even make good music
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 6:27, archived)