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# morning you morning cnuts, in case you haven't seen....

Who wants to be a zombie?
You too can have your body mutilated for living dead posterity.
Simply send
1. Your name,
2. Your desired form of zombie erosion (i.e. which bits they went for, nibbled at or tore off)
3. How long you've been dead - from several hours (still fresh and bloody), up to a week (pretty unrecognisable and crusty)
4. A picture of yourself for me to vaguely adhere to - Don't swamp my Inbox with massive photos please, stick with the B3ta 50k rule ;)
5. Any extra notes about anything special you want to be wearing.

I may or may not draw you, I can't give guarantees I'm afraid, but I will try my best (work and other commitments permitting)

So, if you want to, mail me at: zombies at happytoast dot co dot u k
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Who've you done so far?
 
Apart from jacob dyer, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:38, archived)
# IVE DONE HIM TOO
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:41, archived)
# Oh, I know.
 
you tore his rectum. he didnt like it. and he cried like barnaby bear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:43, archived)
# I've ignored him so far (although he has mailed me)
So far (in various states of illustration) I've done Thor, ChorizoWagon, KMLabs, Nonny, Ironman Tetsuo, Scoob666, Derek Monte, Declan, WillWriteHisWill and Waspbox.

Although none of them have seen them yet as I've yet to colour all of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Sweeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:48, archived)
# SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# awesome :)
Possibly....zombied woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Does that get you off?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:03, archived)
# errr.........yes actually
*as I wipe my cock on a Woman's Own mag*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# ChorizoWagon is a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:03, archived)
# And I am a man....
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:15, archived)
# I'm actually a he-she
with womanly tendancies *looks down*

no...wait....I'm just a girl with no downstairs mix up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# and a fine looking one at that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Just the way I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Bah!
now you tell me

*stops grooming*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'Eat braaaaiiiinnnssss woman!'
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:08, archived)
# hehe
Like the sound of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# yay
*does happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# I've seeeeeeeeeeen mine its on my profile page if anyone wants to see
what Toasty can do...

Go toasty GOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:25, archived)
# 'ning - yay I'd love a zombie me
will send ean email over later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# I sent you all that!
finish it and stop spamming!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:38, archived)
# hahhahaha
yup, you'll be done.

I'm just trying to cover a 24 group of B3tans so I've got a good selection to do (and can ignore the uninspired muppets or Jacob Dyers)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:46, archived)
# :D
I'm a famous b3tan as far as b3ta goes, but not popular
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:52, archived)
# I know,
I've read the stuff in the toilets about you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:57, archived)
# I give the best head this side of neptune
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
# non popular with some (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:05, archived)
# what
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:06, archived)
# i liek you (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:09, archived)
# that's very kindn of you to say so
but I've seen you talking behind my back ;)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)
# i can be as honest as you sweetheart
but never as dapper and handsome!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# flattering me doesn't work
I hate myself more than anyone could ever flatter me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# we have soooo much in common
/bad flirting (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:19, archived)
# Hahah
we don't at all. I'd rather be ignored than taken pity on, but thanks ;)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:31, archived)
# i ignored you earlier on for that damn penguin anim
but it was only tempory :D
*pitys*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)
# I do too. You can't fool us, Label.
(It's because he is nasty/honest on the board, and it makes me laugh).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I've have no idea what you mean
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Well, good!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:22, archived)
# i know what you mean, petal (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:30, archived)
# this is clearly not Sticky Label
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:30, archived)
# I've been up all night drinking 4% lager
I don't know if I still count as m4
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# 4%? you lightweight!
even with booze, I'm not convinced it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Sleep deprivation has more effect on my personality than 4% lager
and I've had both
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:37, archived)
# *Updates submission to avoid muppetdom*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:26, archived)
# Can I do one with out sending all that bull shit to you?
DRAW CHARLIE SHEEN AS A ZOMBIE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
THE UNSHEEN!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:41, archived)
# sorry fella, no celebs
If you're just a bit shy and preserving your anonymity, I can promise not to send your picture on to anyone else - or even post the final image with your name on it.

a nameless one will appear - but I'd send you a copy so you know it was you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:48, archived)
# How do you know he doesn't look
 
exactly like Charlie Sheen?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:49, archived)
# I've actually been told I am rather Sheenish.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:50, archived)
# I think they said Sheepish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:51, archived)
# HE"S SO FUCKING QUITE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:59, archived)
# SAY WHAT SAY WHAT SAY WHAT WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
# COME OUT YOUR SHELL - FISHBELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:07, archived)
# Also: Metalpocalypse isnt that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)
# I'm just disappointed in it, mostly
I think it's the timing/voice actors/dialog that are my main beef. It looks cool otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:27, archived)
# I would expect more from Jason Small.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:30, archived)
# yep
the other Home Movies/Dr. Katz guy's new series looks good: Lucy the Daughter of the Devil or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:32, archived)
# How do we know he ISN'T Charlie Sheen?

It would certainly make sense with all the self promotion :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:51, archived)
# Well, I guess that would be totally freakin' awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:57, archived)
# WHY WONT YOU DRAW SHEEN?-
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:51, archived)
# I might,
but not as one of the Zombies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:52, archived)
# I JUST SHIT MY PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:53, archived)
# Heh.
 
Goodnight, all.

pissin' on the bill of rights
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# *spazzes your posts*
are you not labling who is who?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:57, archived)
# I'll mail everyone their picture so THEY know.
but won't post any names online - so as to preserve their levels of anonymity, if they want to put them in their profiles or something then thats up to them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:02, archived)
# You have been emailed :)
I forgot to mention:

several hours (still fresh and bloody).

In my LARP days I apparently made an excellent comedy zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 7:59, archived)
# hmmmmmm i tihnk i've already got enough pctures of myself
how about a zombie puffin?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# I have emailed. Mwahahaaaa!
I shall be the most disgusting zombie of all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:22, archived)
# just emailed a request through
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I will
but it'll have to be in the style that I'm doing

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:39, archived)
# yeah, that's what I wanted :D
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:50, archived)
# Hehehe
You could always draw me a riverghost for mi b3ta birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)
# you'd have to give me a picture of yourself first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:14, archived)
# I emailed you yesterday...
So do I hope you get inspired to draw my mug later or do I just keep pestering you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 8:55, archived)
# no, you shut up and be patient ;)

besides, I've drawn you, just need to scan and colour along with the other 11 others I've done so far.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Yay!
Info and pic-links sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# zombie superheroes!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Ghostrider
The Crow
Dr Manhatten (sort of)
...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:10, archived)
# email sent
have I told you how much I admire you and your amazing skills.

*hopes crawling will get me up the list*
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 9:35, archived)
# ha ha
bottom....loser!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)