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# I'm sorry, but if you wear a magenta tie, you are a fair target
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# You
should remove Beau's tag really.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# That
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# The Other
edit: Anyone know how in the name of Greek buggery I can Illustrate "Enabling real time consolidation across investment firms' transaction and client data silos for MiFID compliance"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# The Otter
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# the beaver
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# the beaver lever
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# The Larch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# The Birch!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I don't even understand what that is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# this is why I'm having trouble illustrating it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# use Visio
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ^This
management love pointless graphs and mindmaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# a large magenta cock should get the message across nicely
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I knew I could count on you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I use my fingers
my friend from Norfolk counts on his fingers too, but he's only good for counting dozens
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:56, archived)
# oh yeah-
1 sec....
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *THREADJACK*
Bush has admitted that the voices in his head tell him what to do.

www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:49, archived)
# that's not news dude
that was news a long time ago. Nearly a year?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# ok, didn't look at the date very closely
new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# O RLY?
in that case Steve Irwin's dead....

you can go back in your cave now ;)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Wasn't
that about 2 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# i'll say 3 years, just to keep the sequence going
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)
# ...and what's it doing on my thread?
give me cdcs or give me death
*kneels and receives last rites"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I'm a bit worried about the pink spaff there...
Bit of blood in it perhaps? You wanna get that checked out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I ate a lot of berries this weekend
the wife says it improves the flavour. Her mum disagrees.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, that's okay then.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I just ate lots of carrot cake.
I'm not performing the rest of the experiment, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# what about her dad?
he could be the "control"
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# he can't distinguish the taste because of the caked-on shit from sodomizing him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ah
a parameter i didnt factor into my calculation
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)