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# Meh


I wish....

So today my girlfriend decides something feels 'weird' and finishes with me.
My music started to take off then went knowwhere, i have no job,

and Steve Irwin died.

Why is it when things seem to being ok, shit always hits the fan?

Lol keep the insults coming, the make me laugh :D
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Blame Canada!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i always do
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# In that case
it could be worse, you could also wake up next to bryan adams and Bret "the hitman" Hart.

with a sore arse

and a funny taste in your mouth

and the bad adez
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Take it to /talk Sunshine..
I'll laugh at you on there instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# its very difficult not to say offensive things whenever you post...
you fucking spunkbunny
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# At least you're not an EMO.
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Was
she feeling your knob when she said "something feels weird"? ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# try hummus....
.... or originality. either one!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# or livejournal?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
Meh, so what?

EDIT: Album cover for Rage Against the Meh-chine
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Jacob? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Do I have to tell you my name?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no- we know it's
Jacon Dyer. You come from Bristol, and when you went to France...oh fuckit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Hello
My name is Jacob Dyer, You burned my neck, prepare to sound like Barnaby Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 
_       _
 \ 0_o /
(WiggZ, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# "what'y gonna do?"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Life?
Bunch of arse, mate. Have a kitmunk :(

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Woo
this is aceness
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# *asks Santa for one*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That is teh cute
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# seriously though.... what does this have to do with the crocodile hunter....
get with the programme!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Well you've come to the right place for hugs and warm fuzzies!
Either that or criticism and cold insults, I forget which.

But anyway, really don't contemplate suicide. All the other -cides are so much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# spermicide, homicide, pesticide
genocide, insecticide.

Mmm, had them all this weekend.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# That sounds like a good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# yup
there's nothing like a good bit of onmicide to cheer a person up.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# i like regicide
that queen of denmark's got it coming
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I thought some of you
could make me laugh.

and no im not emo, i just feel like shit atm!
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# pffft I'm not funny enough to make anyone laugh but here have this *hug*
I hope the shitness passes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Because you don't love Jesus enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Yes, we must all love Jesus more.
*loves Jesus*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Eeeeerr!
You love him don't you! He's your boyfriend!

/Nine
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)
# don't worry its the shit times that make the great times great.
why is it that when things are going really really well you never think about the shit times and reminisce?

ah well you don't really have a choice, time moves on regardless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Wasn't it Oscar Wilde that said,
"Fuck it"?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)
# bitch about it for 2 days
then move on
thats the time period i allow myself for bitching
this way you may feel like shit
but you get it out of your system before your mates decide to have nothing to do with you
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:33, archived)