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[challenge entry] Never mind what the aliens will do when they arrive...

'The work is out there'

From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Gillian Anderson can work for me.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I'll send her along
when I've finished with her
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# id have sloppy 1000ths of her
the dirty little investigator

she can "chase up my encounters" any day.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# and give you an anal probe?


(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# too right
the saucy ginger bitch.

(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Cue for another song
"I've had a close encounter
of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship
Disappears up your behind"
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# but ive never me a nice seth effricen
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# and therein lies the problem
I have.

Just the one.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Agreed
She can pack my shopping anytime
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# she can scan my barcodes
fnarr fnarr
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *sex joke*
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# I'd like to put something in her till
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# "Yes, I would like a hand with my packing"
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# or a hand on my package
hur hur, I'm so immature.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# She gives me the dry boke

(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah! I'd like free books for schools vouchers!
er, that didnt work.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# best one yet
Hang on.

*thinks*

Nope. Don't get it. RIS?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Yes
I would like my cash back.
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Ha! Cash Back!
*spluffs*

too much of the fun!
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# huddersfield what?
Exsqueeze me?
Baking powder?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Huddersfield B3ta fireworkness bash
The night before bonfire night. Come. :)
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i think i just have
I think I might just do that! Whats the plan?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Isn't there a film just coming out
with David Duchovny and Julianne Moore?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# GAGMTFH
and woo to the pic
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# and somehow it still
remains beyond most chav's reach!
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I start a job on Monday :'¬(
I hope the have a liberal internet usage policy *crosses fingers*
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ALSO RIS?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# ris? honestly? you are joking, right?
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# It was mainly regarding
her place of work :(
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# HOHOHO
(, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)