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# Ooo, Ooo, Serve me first.

Darth vaders mind powers were always under par when he needed a wiz

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(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# ooh, that looks like a golf pro shop
I spent many years in them waiting for my dad to close the shop so I could go home.

[edit] and very funny too :)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Had he lost his keys,
how many years did it take for him to close it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)
# har

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)
# *sighs*
(Snoop, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I wonder if they've
got a sale on
(Chorlton, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I could say something incredibly amusing and witty
like 'No more no more golf sales'. But I won't.
(Maels, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Yay but what is he buying????
(Alienboy, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# import, export
mozzer don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)
# If it's M&S, it'll be..
Tie-fronts!
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)
# "You'll have to wait"
"do you not know who I am? I am Lord Vader?"
"Well. You're still going to have to wait"

/eddie izzard (canteen & tray)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i'm right with you.
"you've got to have a tray"
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)
# "I don't need a tray
I can kill you with a thought"
"who are you?"
"I am your boss"
"your mister stevens?"
"no I am darth vader"
"did you say jeff vader?"
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)
# eddie izzard
am the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# that is truly
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# me likes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)
# It's got to take an age
to get his willy out too.

And I bet he can't stop the last drop always getting in his pants.
(_, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# even he
isn't that powerful.
(otis grahm, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Anyone have the url
for the collection of Star Wars on Spacehoppers?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Yay, that is class
plus I have a Furtive so its even better:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Super
fabulous woos to that

Edit : and to my furtive *pat* *pat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaa
laugh out loud moment.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)