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[challenge entry] Jimmy Carr would make my Top Ten.
In fact, he'd probably end up hosting it...


From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahahah
top source photo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# source here
static.sky.com/images/pictures/1368265.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# damn fine work with the reflection
woo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# it's recycled
www.flickr.com/photos/lomokev/189302338/in/set-72154/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# honesty is a the best policy :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Still works,
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Breathes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

*recovers*
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# he pisses me off so much
because he is genuinely funny
but relies on piss poor writers, and autocue kills his delivery
plus he whores himself out far too much to maintain career longevity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# That's it
His delivery is SHIT.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's much better live
when he has to remember his material
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I saw him live
as the headline at Up the Creek. It was really disappointing. I think he just kind of turned up without preparing anything, and rehashed old material.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
#
I find some of his jokes very funny indeed - when someone else tells them.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# ^ this, a lot ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I love you. Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo


*clicks until the board has a raucous orgasm*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# A "boardgasm" if you will
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
No bridge, no helicopter....

He's gonna die! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Bite his
perfectly coiffured hair off first
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I with this then?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# He came into my shop once to buy a watch,
absolute cunt.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
This looks real to me
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I would quite like to see him killed by a million papercuts
to see what that would look like.

To his credit - he thinks he is a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)