b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6480350 (Thread)

# hehe
have you written a guide on how to indicate at roundabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# however you like
the roundabout won't mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I'm from Swindon
we have sophisticated roundabouts here dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Magic ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Good God
That makes me feel the same way as when i first looked at a London Underground map. And realised I'd have to use it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# For real?
I need the Google Earth location - please!
(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# its at
lat: 51°33'46.35"N
Long: 1°46'15.82"W
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Yay n ta!
(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Apparently
coordinates -1.77106463281883,51.56290161536626
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=magic+roundabout&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=18&ll=51.562862,-1.77103&spn=0.001557,0.005407&t=k&iwloc=addr
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# That roundabout gives me the fear.
I was staying in Cirencester with Mrs Montoya and we went hunting for the Cinema and Chiquitos in Swindon and nearly got all of teh deadness on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# bugger me
tell me thats not real!

*continues to avoid swindon forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Real.
And somewhat flattering.

It's usually much worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# its very real
especially at 18:00 during the week
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Try 17:15
in a taxi.

brown trouser time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# you know me
i'm late for everything

/adhd blog
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Certainly were this morning.
What time did you call that? Oh yes -- Brekkie time...

Oh, and


Hell's teeth -- where does the time go?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I said that this morning
I'm late for everything me

hang on a minute. I've said that already!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# ADHD blog again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# well, you know me
Late for ev...

kill me please
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Nah
can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# blimey
i've posted over 2,600 messages in less than a month
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# clicks
is amazed

buys the T-shirt

knows regret is on the horizon and gets out his gun
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# the only person i recognise in the 'people who put swindon on the map' banner
is billie piper

and i didnt know she was from swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# does the middle roundabout
operate backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Theres a bloke with a spring up his arse on there
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# and they're driving on the wrong side of the road too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you are merkin
and i claim my five gropes
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# nope
gropes them back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hemel's magic roundabout is fantastic.
www.hemelweb.demon.co.uk/images/magic.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Looks like the roundabout at 9 o'clock is pointless
basically similar to the Swindon one otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I have also used that one, and the one in Colchester
I do not seek them out!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:40, archived)
# My poor mum had to tackle it for the first time ever whilst rushing to see me in hospital.
She's a fucking legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# beat me to it, curse you Captain Wow!


6 bladed roundabout!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I love to hear that- 'Curse you Captain Wow!'
I like to think of it floating on the mists over rampant seas....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Hemel's not that close to the high seas
Will floating across the grand union canal be ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Aye, as I'm only about 500 yards from it
If that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Groovy
You're not actually in Hemel are you? I live about 5 mins away so I could curse you from the train as I pass by on my way home tonight, if that would be convinient!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Nah, I'm an Aylesbury bird but I work in Tring...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Herts Represent!
I'm a Berk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# As the Pearl Necklace outruns yet another of Her Majesty's warships!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Sail, my hawkmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# It's brilliant
With a river running through it to add insult to injury if you get it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# that's the only thing sophisticated about Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# that and me
*realises*
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Gawd, don't I know it
I'm glad I only lived there for two years...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# where did you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Wootton Bassett
OK, not actually in Swindon, but near enough for it to be a pain in the bottom, especially as I worked on the exact opposite side of Swindon...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Wootton Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsset
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That's the bunny
Left there in '95, though, and came back to civilisation (north of the M62)
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# ha
the last time I went to swindon I went to the water park and ripped my trunks in a flume
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Is "ripped my trunks" a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I only wish it were
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# there's a water park here?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:28, archived)
# there was 10 years ago
it's probably fallen down. It was shit then
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# It's *very* important that if you're exiting a roundabout
you *must* indicate right when approaching your exit. This will help to avoid confusion as to your intentions for other motorists.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# but I was turning right? Wasn't I?
can we form a vigilante self-help group together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Yes.
Let's. I'll buy the bricks and you can get hold of some ninja outfits and an air gun. It will be one hell of a self-help group. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *opens special drawer*
OK I'm ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# yes
but it's not available to BMW drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:23, archived)
# No
but we do laugh in the face of mini-roundabouts and recommend simply driving across them, taking care to cut up any traffic pointlessly driving around the big paint splodge in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
I do this. They are just circular speed bumps anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I have, on occassion, enjoyed mini roundabouts
that have been decorated with several smaller, satellite mini roundabouts. This simply tempts motorists to attempt a game of 'join the dots' with their car.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)