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# happy hallowe'en
apologies for shoddiness.
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# erm, s'quite alright
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
#
s~naughty~
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *penny finally drops*
haha!

'noon, sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# haha!
noon!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# RAKK!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# as you can see i'm no expert...
and its too twunting big/sorry. :(
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Have you tried
making it smaller and better?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# thats going to take some showing me....
i better not play with the big boys,,,*relurks*
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# read this :)
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# before you go
link it
and then go here:
www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Try the cropping tool.
looking up 'cropping pictures' in the help should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# just make sure you save it as a gif file in paint
changing the filename afterwards doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# like this
print out your image
then cut like this

scan it
repost it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# cheers!
much nicer people than on /talk. :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# oh they are right cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# WTF? I'm a left cunt, axially
/deformed multigentitalia blog

*returns to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *chases with broom*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# pay heed to this advice and come back soon,
unlike OMGblah blah blah earlier you've acknowledged your faux pas and sought advise, this i like.
it's the only way i've made any improvement, although i've a long way to go yet.

edit/ thanks to those who pointed out earlier spelling errors.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# the pic is still there tho'
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# 'tis better than my newbie trick of hitting delete,
which as we know causes ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# heeded and gratefully received
:)
thanks.
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# but linking would be much better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i've noticed that any image i save in paint is automatically over 50k
this is annoying.
no matter how small i draw it.......
i will discover the delights of tutorials...
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Yes.
it's advice not advise and fubar not foopah
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i think he's doing a different spelling of faux-pas
whereas fubar is not the same thing

edit: you missed acknowledged
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *faux pas
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# bloody hell you're right, that is by far my most inacurate post to date.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
#
inaccurate
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# i hate you
what's most annoying is that i checked to see how many c's it had and got carried away with the n's.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# don't apologise
do something about it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# don't worry, as my old David-Brentesque boss used to say
X is an unknown quantity and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# and wot is theat meant to mean?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# blimeh
that really is shoddy

edit: how in hell did you manage to get that over 50k?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Pixels made of gold. YARRRRR!!
and indeed RAKK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing.....
....quite a feat.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# this is still awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# haha! Thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Fab, Mr Labs
I truly love this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# haha
sill ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# it's the gradients
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# FP This now!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *giggles*
that made me giggle. cheers.
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Welcome.....
....what you sniffin though?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# that's amazing
in that you managed to get that over 50k. Read lemony's guide to optimisation. It's concise and easy to understand. Let me find it. Just a tic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# that would be very helpful of you sir,thankee....
:)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# it's not too difficult to get a bmp
over 50k.

it looks like a gif, smells like a gif, but tastes like a bitmap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# that'd be it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# gah!
It loaded upwards!

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# it's a bitmap in disguise!
*runs also*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# how odd
it is a bmp labelled as a gif.

I saw a lovely animation about bmps on here the other day. I hope the creator reposts it here.

edit: it's already here ^

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# HIS A JENIUS
gif im a medal lol!!!!!
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# funny thing is...
first time i saw the pic i thought the pumpkin was sayin kakk
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# it is isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# why would a pumpkin be saying kakk?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# if it's seen some thing rubbish
and calling it cack or "kakk" in pumpkinese
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# OIC
Mayby hey a saw a bad pumpkin lantern and exclaimed in sheer horror "KAKK"
Perhaps thier language is similar to klingon
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I don't know
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# :)


/piss taking tosser
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# i will bid..
fifty of your earth money for that!
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahah!
this is the funniest halloween i've had in my life !
great stuff!
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# meh...
wrong on so many levels...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)