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# Am i the only one
who google has chosen for this little advertising gem?



as far as i understand, people bid to get the advert for particular keywords. What sicko pays good money for the search words virginity bleeding?
(asda_smart_price, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Haha! *clicks*
Come on everyone, let's click this and get it onto the front page!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *clicks*
Front Page please!
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *clicketty-clicks*
Mwahahahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# It doesn't
work like that.

I move in mysterious ways.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# *prostrates*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# *prostates*
woops. sorry. misread :P
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# this kind of pic is what the pops board is great for - so people can see it
but there are some top pics on the board at the moment, good jokes and nice skills, and they wont likely ever get fp'd. I lost my train of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# i hope you wash...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# you toilet habits
are not our concern
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Consider it clicked
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I've got looking for love and yiddish jokes, I'm afraid
*click* though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# the answer to your second question is
b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I assume
that virginity bleeding would be before intercourse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# We should ask
Ian Huntley
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
*click*
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I don't understand.
How can a virgin bleed before intercourse? Is it some kind of omen, showing that they are about to get porked in the near future?

Also, bleeding after intercourse? How would a virgin know that they bleed after intercourse? How many virgins are going to buy this product pre-emptively?

I don't think they thought it through.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# PERIODS
mainly. Stupid googly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# right
and after she's not a virgin anymoer anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# How many clicks
till it gets FP'd? Does it do it automatically?

/never-understood-the-magics-of-FP blog

EDIT: Aha! God has spoken to meeeee - I now see teh light, etc etc. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Lots of votes
will get a picture onto the popular page. It's up to the moderators what ends up on the frontpage though.

If the boarders got to vote for the frontpage content, there would be 1000 pixel wide images of goatse all the way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# *Yays*
Finally my eensy tiny mind understands teh mysterereries! You should have a cape and a secret identity... oh... you do! Hurrah!

*Joys!*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Anyone know the answer to this one?
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Erm...
...Why did you get someone to cut into my man-meat when I was very young and invite friends and neighbours to watch?

dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)