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[challenge entry] FHM...


Hi folks! Been away from B3ta for three whole weeks, it's good to be back.

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(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I'd take FHM over a porn mag any day of the week.
i actually really like it, and i'm not ashamed to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# ..
/points
/laughs
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# It only works if the receiver
of the point and laugh is ashamed, and i'm not. Its features are varied and interesting, i love the "true" stories at the back, and they interview cool people. Hell, they get Tony Hart to judge art!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i like it too
and i'm a girl. so ner. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# they do?
well Tony Hart is a close personal freind of mine.. (i spoke to him on the phone a few months ago!)

I'll let you off..
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# i used to have a subscription
was good
then it just seemed to be goin in the same series of articles
so i moved to rely oninternet more for entertainment
more varied
(Alpen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# And the rest...
...actually I only did FHM because I couldn't find a picture of loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I'll let you off then
I really like FHM. Better than those crappy womens mags that always have the same cover lines. Can't you do something with one of those? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lori, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I'd agree with that
It's much more interesting than any of the others out there. Or at least it was last time I bought one, a year or two ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I was a bit slow of the mark there

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I really do hate to take your thread to Cuba but I have good reason:
Joel Veitch has updated rathergood.com! For the first time in two-and-a-half months, the bastard! Woo to that and yay to your FHM pic.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# wooo yay
etc...Huzzah horrah
(Squishie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# You've been away?



Gooood picture.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Hmmm....yes on a tour of Ireland and Scotland...
..glad I was so sorely missed ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# My word.
The one on the left is causing me a large amount of concern.
(Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Its what Skeletor is doing
after the He-Man cartoon finished...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# You can see the girl standing
behind, right through her.
Ethiopians would say 'christ she looks thin, send her some of our flour'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Then they'd say
'And what the *fuck* is wrong with her face?'
(Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# She looks odd
because her head is now out of propertion to the rest of her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I think FHM need a photoshop person
there's something wrong with the one they've got...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# You can see him,
going mad with his airbrush thinking 'more bones, need more bones'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# FHM
is great! Better than any womens magazines about :)
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Aha,
you need to read Chat.

'My boyfriend killed my four children - but I still love him!'
'I was dead for 19 days, but I'm alright now!'
'My baby's legs fell off!'
(Amerella, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# on those grounds tho
it doesn't have alot of competition....
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# a
very true woo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)