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# woooooooo yay!
here's my effort from last night. shortly after it was stamped on by The Youth....

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# after? or before?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# I think it lacks a comma
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# could be...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# COCK FUCKING SHIT HORSE MINGE!
better?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# what happened there?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# he said 'lacks a comma'
comma was/is a board member who swears a lot.

sorry...shit joke time
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# oh right
but i was also referring to the deleted post
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# haha oh
I realised that even taking into consideration what I said about there being a full stop, ta comma would have still been a good idea.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# cool
for a moment, the deletion coupled with the swearing
made me think someone had upset you :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# much
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Aaah
children letting off steam on the internet!

Ning!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# ning waspy!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# The Youth?
as in the Musical Youth?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# sonic youth
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# hitler youth
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Yootha Joyce?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# hmmmm
in her younger days perhaps
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# which leads me to restate: ?
she looks like margi clarke and maggie thatcher's love child
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# I concur
*anti fwaps*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
#
my *fwaps* comment wasn't reflective of how attractive I find her.... and was in fact written for a cheap laugh... as in, every word association on here often ends with somebody fwapping.
Results so far have been disappointing. :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ah ok
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# *spawf*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# *Yootha Joyces*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# *re-Joyces*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Nah, right now would be good
Bit of an effort digging her up, but well worth it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# she wouldn't look any worse than Paris Hilton's mate, wossaname
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Dipshit?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# euthenasia
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# euthenafrica
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# tru faks tiem
one of them is dead
one of them is a priest
one of them is in prison
one of them is now a woman
all of them are brummies
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# the last one
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# sorry, the correct answer is
none of them even knew what a dutchie was, and indeed ever since nobody really knows to this day, despite the revelations of the time
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# it's a made up word, to replace 'doobie'
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# no
nobody knows
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# I always thought
it came from the times that the Dutch were conquerors of everything.
When the Dutch settled and formed a village, it was regarded as a Dutchie by the English locals.

This could be complete garbage. I shall ask my Dutch girlfriend.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# According to teh intrawebs:
Originally, this song was "Pass The Kutchie," meaning a marijuana pipe. Because all the members were between 11 and 16 years old at the time, the group's manager suggested a lyric change, replacing "Kouchie" with "Dutchie." The name change also helped it get airplay on radio and MTV.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# i was bastard close
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# you win a mystery prize
have a dig around in this sawdust filled bin and see what you can find
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# free sawdust! YAY
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# I stand
corrected.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# I don't think anyone
in Holland knows what a dutchie is either
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# I felt inspired
to try and turn mine into Tony Rudd.



(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# looks like john noakes with a beard
who is tony rudd?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Legendary
singer/song writer, had a hit Machadaynu.
Look Around You series one is repeated tonight on BBC2 I believe.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Machadaynu ... machadaynu ... machadaynu daynu daynu ....
:D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Ha ha haaaaaaa
the winnarr!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I might get a few if they are reduced today
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# there you go
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# arf :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# *pats back pocket*
ching! ching!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# ooooh rolling back prices eh!
EDIT: NING!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# *rolls back foreskin*
'NING!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# gah! teh smegma!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *wipes on curtain*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# looks more like
harold shipman
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# That explains
why I didn't get many elderly trick or treaters last night (I could tell, none of the Werthers originals went).
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# cor! I would have had tham
(the Werthers that is, not the old people)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
#
harold shipman?

/*grape minds stink alight
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Wow, that am brilly!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Good effort,
well done!

In other news: Ning!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# how many times can I pearoast this?

woo to you!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# acenessing!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# not enough
it's ace
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Many times!
And every one is well worth it considering how fan-dabby-dozy they actually are :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# is it real?
the left one looks a bit stuck on....
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# of course it's real
*harumph*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# this is true
we all know you lack any shopping skills

;D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Hey,
he managed to buy a pumpkin so he must have some shopping skills...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Cor!
Why has everyone got ace pumpkinage and I haven't??
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# ...because you didn't buy any pumpkins? at a guess
pfft
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# We did have one ashally
put the design was utter pance compared to these belters
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# well you did better than me. I didn't even buy one :(
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# woo!
they're brilliant!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# at least one more
as always...

Edit: Woo to them both I say
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# fucking kids of today
you should have smashed their heads with a cricket bat.

we only had one set of trick or treaters last night. 3 12 year olds, 2 in face paint and one in a wolf mask, one of which told my wife that his mate fancied her.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
we had a fair number of trick or treaters
mostly ickle kids dressed like pirates, being looked after by parents

only two chavscum
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)