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[challenge entry] again, you may be surprised to learn I hate this lot.

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# "hate" (as my mother would say)
is a very strong word.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# sorry Miss.
but I have fair reason, and I am technically french too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# In that case
I'm technically Welsh..... shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# "pygwimmies" (as your mother would say)
is a very silly word
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# pigwimmies
is a great word! I won't hear anything said against that word!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# but he ain't wrong
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# don't be nasty about the french
they're one of the last bastions against the americans
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# if they would lend us some of their nukes
we could be as rude as they are to the Yanks, but until then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# that
is a good and true point.

I have a sneaking suspicious they're doing it out of bloody-mindedness more than anything else, but who cares? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hey some people might be offended
not me though
Fuckin france.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# i have a few french friends
and some german ones and they are some of the bestest people around. plus french ladies seem to like me. the attractive ones (they are so much pwettier than brit girls). whereas i only ever get interest from fat, ugly pigs and gaylords over here. which is shit.
(hazey, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Hey, I am a gaylord and it's great
fun. Though you're right about the French, even if they do hate the US
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Do you fancy
Hazey?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Who
that?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I do,
and I'm strictly butter side up.
He's a man's man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Isn't Hazey
a girl?


/snigger :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# how come?
Aside from politicians, I can't think of any annoying French people.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# farmers.
burnt our sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# fair enough
poor sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# As a Frenchman, I feel I should say:
Va te faire foutre espece de petite pute sans bite!

A+
(Ken le Survivant, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)