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# Got a tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# had a teeny tiny £5 one, moved house, lost the pen
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
# CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# tragically lost recently in a "shit, how did i manage to delete my my documents folder" incident
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# got any snuff?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Yes, I have,
I have Hedges Menthol and also some perfumed stuff from China.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# i wish i was sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Is that a come on?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Because I am in bed with my wife?
Also, when I was your age, you were 7.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),
I've got a child who is nearly the age that you were when I was your age.

I'd not like the idea that someone who is your age now is ever going to be sniffing around her.

Mostly though, I would have my testicles removed by my wife.

[EDIT; upon further consideration, I'd be unlikely, even at my most desperate, to travel more than 1/2 mile for a hag, let alone to steel country.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Hag? You insult this lady's honour!
I challenge you to a duel!

*brandishes spade*
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)
# give me a needle and thread...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# does your wife
not get pissed off with the noise of the computer?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# how are you for bananas today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Yes,
we have no bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)
# we have no bananas today.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Ah!
I wonder how many of the youngsters have no fucking idea what we are talkikng about?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I have milk in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Are you
going bye bye?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# i have milk in my fridge and in my belly
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# That's definately a come on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Milk in her belly?
Obvious euphonium.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
# you said "come one" you sneaky ninja
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)
# *pretends he has no idea what you are talking about*
I have no idea what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# I'm no young'un
but WTFAYBOB?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# it's an old wartime song "Yes, we have no bananas"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# i aint got no damn bananas
but i've got weetabix and galaxy, i'm sure they cancel each other out or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# the galaxy will do, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)
# I am now hungry
I am also aware that the kitchen is oretty much food free.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# argh
i've just noticed i've got to put my duvets in to the covers before going to bed ): boo hiss.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# That's it, three in a row.
You're out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# NONONONO
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Fair enough.
*stops*

ooh! Two on the popular page now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ooOoooh

i think the people in the room next to mine are having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Jump up and down on your bed
and shout 'fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme' a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# hmmm... my bed is quite squeaky
i might to go to bed instead
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# and shout fuckmefuckmefuckme?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# I used to have a girlfriend who used to shout that.
Eventually I had to resort to shouting 'What the fuck do you think I am doing here?' at her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# thats what MY girlfriend says
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# i dont find "fuck me" very erotic.
i'll try and think of something better.. and a name.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Reginald?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Alison
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# christ yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# It's not.
It's quite irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# It's better than shagging a computer geek and hearing
"FUCK ME, control a, control c, control v, control v, control v, control v,"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I actually typed fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme.
Although now I cannot imagine why.

(although I did do it again that time too.)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# the tought of people having sex makes me want to retreat to my bed too
for a few minutes at least
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# hate it
when i do that, too much effort required before bed time = sleeping bag :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# i made sure i had the pillows and bedsheet on before i went out
but one of the duvets is on, i'll do the other tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# 2 duvets?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# one single and one double
it's coming up to winter you know! i have a big window!

/cold and lonely nights blog
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# You don't need to be lonely.
You are at Uni, there's loads of boys who would love to fuck you if you decided to become a slag.

Of course, I'd advise against it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# it wouldn't seem that way
but enough of this talk

goonight
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# goonight sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Goodnight.
*is not at all lonely and is malevolent enough to rub it in*

*turns off pooter and snuggles up to beautiful wife*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# hang on, are you trying to buy drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# no, that would be me
where was it I ran into you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Synthetic culture, then Kings cross northern line southbound platform
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)
# aha
synthetic culture ... at Egg. Right. So I was most likely chemically enhanced by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)
# You staggered into me on the dance floor
said "stella, right?" a few times, then staggered off and tripped over.
I thought I recognized you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# hahahaha
must have been when I wasn't podium dancing :p
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# this sounds like sexy tiem
why wasnt i invited?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# you should have been at the club I went to afterwards
a fucking odd underground fetish place... lots of naked men and people on leashes. Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Grope boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
# no need!
people were wandering around, swinging free.

Personally I stayed with a small group of young ladies and drank.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# the state you were in, are you SURE they were real ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# I didn't enquire
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# damnit, if you'd specified on the tube i would definately have followed you
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I didn't know!
The guy I was with just said it was a club, didn't give any details!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Following random men to random clubs 'eh?
slut
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# friend of friend... etc etc
I think he expected me to freak out or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# hmmmm
i think the naked men mostly
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# oh, that can be arranged anytime....
Yeknom?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# *salutes*
I will do my duty if called on
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# You are indeed free to accompany me at any point
especially if we're going to the after party...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)