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# Ebay filth?!?!? NSFW by any means!!
I was doing a Ebay search for a Land Rover and there are a few Land Rovers listed with, err, photos that have nothing to do with Land Rovers!!!

Maybe the bloke was downloading from his digital camera and chose the wrong folder...

(not posting a link for fear of a P45 - you can do a search yourselves!!)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)
# hey bud
use the links board for teh win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)
# These pages
redirect you to a phishing website. Go Firefox 2!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Hmm
Where's that "I don't like this!" link when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Not quite the same but..
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)
# If you ain't gonna put a link up, why bother posting here?
It's like saying 'My Aunt Mabel has a really cool parrot that sings the theme from T.J.Hooker, but to see it, you'll have to drive all the way to Dorset cos I can't be bothered showing you the video I took of it'

In other news, Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Morning mr TGA :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Really
*drives to Dorset*
(Colley Cibber, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Good moaning Archie!
and good moaning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# What you're saying is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting. Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# skullfuckery?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Ohhh an egg comes out of a chicken
Ohhh a chick comes out of an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# prezactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Balls.
But if you're looking for a land rover I'm selling a black freelander.
How much you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# 'ning gorgeous
is "black freelander" a euphemism for something? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Hehe
It can be anything you like honey ;¬)
But we think our car's a lesbian as she's big butch & loves diesel!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# There are 2578 Land or Range Rovers listed on ebay.co.uk
and that's assuming that the auction hasn't finished.

Any chance you might want to narrow it down?

Also - you'd look at NSFW pictures on ebay at work, but not post a link on a message board? Weird.

EDIT: I've been looking and found a Land Rover with fitted wench (sic) cgi.ebay.co.uk/LAND-ROVER-94-95-WITH-FITTED-WENCH_W0QQitemZ190052952006QQihZ009QQcategoryZ29748QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Ebay have
pulled them already.

For those of you who missed the fun, it was a photo of a tit-wank. The ebay page then redirected you to a fake login screen. Those crazy phishers!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# *sigh*
and I was so looking forward to a Monday morning tit-wank picture.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Can't you afford to buy The Sun then?
I will send you ~30p in the post if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# can you send me £30,000
NSFW save you 30p
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)