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# *Neeerrrgs*


Today, Vlad's been peeking into alternate realities for a laugh. Tearing unstable holes
in space and time has proved to be a handy skill indeed.

What're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# *groams*
i'm working, then rehearsing, then drinking
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# ooh
rehearsing what?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# a concert performance of a 19th century opera
by michael balfe, called 'the bohemian girl'.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I wasn't expecting that!
sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# then i shall be drinking leffe
in the queen's arms, in kensington, near imperial college. braw!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# that sounds posh
is it performed by kazoos
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# kazoos are beezer!
i shall suggest it to the conductor.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Who needs kazoos when you have bassoons?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# why not KAZOONS?
*gets toolkit*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Waiting for the man to come and fix my boiler
it's fucking cold here, and I can't even have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Would you like me to wee on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# haha
now there's an offer you can't refuse
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# 'joins queue'
/cold blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it's only work for a few seconds
then I'd be cold again.
thank goodness for my kettle
Thanks for the offer, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# *wees on you anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# in my house
that'd be lots of little yellow ice cubes by the time it got to me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Oooooh, exciting.
*does so*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *sound of a bucketfull or marbles being poured over a wooden floor*
Most envigorating!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# i'm a bit disturbed that you associated the words 'piss' and 'kettle' somehow
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# anyone for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# no ta - I dread to think of what you will be using for milk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I only use the finest
hippo milk
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I am copying 5.9GB
worth of user-contributed pornography from my old server to the new server I have built. It is a Athlon64 X2 dual core server with FreeBSD 6.1.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Is there any ....oh shit.
I can't remember the name of it.

Go to frat parties, film drunk teenagers having the seksch.


Fuck I can't remember. It's my favouritest porn EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Are you drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I'm not, no.
Intersting question though. Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/6561697
hardly seemed coherent now, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I type the way I speak.
Which doesn't help my case, I know, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Well
there are a few photos of young lasses, possibly from colleges and doing sex, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Interesting
I wish to know more
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Porn is when
you get images of people designed to be erotic and stimulating.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Amateur?
Voyeur?
Exhibitionist?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# That's what's on my site,
but I don't think Ms. Wow is thinking of that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# It'd count as amateur I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Every american teen movie?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Pffft
*hits head* OH I can't remember and I'm getting so annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Is it a type of porn or a particular website we're talking?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# It's a particular website
American Fuck Party? No that soyunds wrong.

Who's at home? Can someone google it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# coed
college gang bang
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# college fuck fest ??
*ashamed of knowing porn titles*

no, i'm not at home
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# YES
God, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *blows kiss*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *catches*
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *tries to hump unconcious body*
there's the main storyline of CFF again...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I love CFF
I shall watch some when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# you're really not like other girls, are you?
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Not entirely, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# American Frat Party Girls Get Drunk And Go Wild
Flashing Their Bits in a Sexily Uninhibited Manner 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Don't think so. i rented that the other night
Great plotline, didn't expect the twist at the end.
I felt Keanu Reeves played a very convincing role
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Lies!
I can tell you're lying; it's so obvious.

Nobody would rent that when you can download it so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# No way
The internet is just a phase. I give it another month or 2.

Now VHS. There's technology built to last
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Pffft, VHS!
Betamax is where it's at.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I try to use Wax Cylinder
as long term storage
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Yes
He was one of the doors, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# One of the few roles where failing the audition got him the part
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# 5.9gb?
that's pathetic, I recently deleted 50gb~
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# debugging
and taking photos of things instead if debugging
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Today I have had beans on toast for both breakfast and lunch.
Also I have made an ashtray out of a beer can and attended a lecture in which the bloke two rows in front of me fell asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I just had a shower
*clean*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# W***ing
and playing management chess.

New manager told me on Monday I can't work from home any more, I'm contracted to be in the office from 9:00-5:30 every day.

The creatives for an £8,000 ad campaign arrived at a quarter to seven on Monday night. I had to work on them and send them to the US that same night.

"Fuck this", I thought and went home. He had to spend all of yesterday evening begging the US team to run the campaign at short notice, and then sent round an email telling me that this must NEVER happen again.

I sent back an email pointing out that if work has to be done outside my contracted hours that there should be some kind of overtime pay involved.

Pawn takes knight.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hurrah
good luck to you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# haha!
that'll learn him.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# good for you
it's exactly that kind of management bullshit that led me to jack in my job and set up on my own. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I'm grabbing a quick bit of lunch and then nipping out for a stroll...
...and then back to work, trying to get people to book onto training next month. Rivetting stuff.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)