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(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I've never thought that much of lennon
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# This^
Lennon = overated
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Lenin = best
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Lenin played for Man United???
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# you got there before me!
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Trotsky = Donkey Dick
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# i love trotsky
that man knew how to party
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# he was THE party
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# lemon = better again
lemon party = heaven
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I'm Lenin on the lamppost
at the corner of the street
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# i'm hanging from the lampost at the corner of the street
/mussolini
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# i'm crashin into the lampost at the corner of the street
/Keeley Hazell
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# in case a certain revolution comes by
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I choose to dissagree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# you would ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# No I wouldn't.
Oh.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# if you've not got anything nice to say...


then say something not nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Your mother is a hamster
and your father smells like a cheap elderflower cordial substitute*.







*piss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I hate him
But i'm not a big Celtic fan anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that fucker
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that fucking fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Leicester, years ago
my home town. He was a cunt.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Awww
him and Izzet were a great team under Martin O'Neill :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# O'Neill's Leicester
Savege, Izzet, yes Lennon, Heskey... grand team.

Shame about the fight with him and his brother :|
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Heskey was unreliable though
always falling over - best thing was the money we got for him from Liverpool :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# and the man of the match performance
v Aston Villa in the league cup QF..... ah, I was at Filbert Street for that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# christ
i very nearly lolled then

hahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# yes
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Mcartney still lives!!!!!
TJ:

Right... A news paper article has a headline at the top (in big bold), then another few paragrpahs (in smaller bold), then it continues with the rest of the article

What's that second bit called (a tagline perhaps) i'm havin no luck wiv google as i dunno what i'm searching for.. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# why do you want to know?
(i used to know, as i studied that sort of thing, but i've forgotten)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# a website i'm 'designing' has a news section
but the headlines are too long and are fucking me off.... i'm trying to explain that they are confusing the headline with the *insert word here*...
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# aha
yeah, subheadings will do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Snippet.
I'm just completing a news section if you want to see my front end code?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# the coding part is fine... its just the fact that THEY are in charge of content...
... if they keep overdoing the headlines, I'm gonna have to truncate to keep the design intact, which they wont like. HURRUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# SHOW US YER FRONT END CODE, YA SLAG!!!


get 'em out for the lads!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Sub-head
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# foot long or six inch?
want single or double cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# about 9" actually

yeah, double please. Wrap the cheddar around it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Toasted or microwaved?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# *dreams of veggie patty with jalepenos and onion sauce*
*drools over keyboard*

I KEEP DOING THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ask santa for a waterproof keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# aha!
word!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# subheading?
highered.mcgraw-hill.com/sites/0072407611/student_view0/glossary.html


It's always worth puttin gthe word 'glossary' into Google when you know the subject but don't know the word you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I was under the impression that there was an 'industry' word for it...
... like tagline or summat (but a tagline is used in advertising, yes?)

i'm a bit useless outside of my remit :(
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Yea taglines are used in films
To kinda lure you in with promise of wonders
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# According to that glossary
subhead is it (or near enough).
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# charse..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Standfirst.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ooh that's good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Thanks Milkie!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)