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# 'Housekeeping!'

Now.....what to draw next?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Falls off chair!
by jingo THAT IS GOOD

riches and fame are just around the corner


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# very nice indeed
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Crikey.
That's one efficient duster...

woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *pepe le pugh's*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# aaaawww, she's so sweet
where can i book her?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
#
where can I book touch her?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# could do with a quick polish myself.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# you'll have to pay
by czech.

:P
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Nawty Nawty Creature....
Hehehe Step into my House little Thing... My Kitchen is a Disgrace...

Arf 'nd Woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# something to do with hospitals...
no, not doctors...
or a patient...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# You'll never go wrong with blue eyes =)
Next: the inside workings of a Pterodactyl, complete with brass steam valves, piping, wheels, nobs and gears.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Here, have a one year pass to my new theme park: YiffWorld
where you actually get to *ride* the animals.


-----------------------------------
= 1 year free admission =
=             YiffWorld             =
-----------------------------------
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *sells on ebay*
*profits*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# *grabs*
*yiffs*

does it feature a scaly section?
and arachnids??
tentacly aliens, by any chance???
i really have to go out more
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# It has all you need
for your yiffing satisfaction.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Cor! Woo as always!
Dear Jollyjack,

I kindly request that you might be so kind as to draw:

A horde of zombie elephantiasis-suffering ostriches ravenously devouring Jeremy Clarkson
MC Hammer, covered from head to toe in unlit fireworks, trying and failing to evade a flaming rabid Clive Anderson in a very small lift
Saturn bumraping Jupiter

Thank you in advance.
Yours,

Walrus man.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Oh my.......
woops.....I think I accidentally saved that.....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# What's not safe for work about that?
Unless you work in a lingerie and nork outlet, of course.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Surely then it would be even safer for work
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Oh yeah.
*slaps forehead*

*rolls eyes*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# some kind
of intrepid mole adventurer

obvious woo to the pic

(yay no 'L' sign)

/dances
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Lacks world domination
'spose you can draw a bit though
*grumble grumble*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# some kind of animal/woman hybrid thing
please
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# good lord
that spiffing.

could you draw her dusting the skirting boards, yes those over there...

*points at other side of room*

that's it, now for health and safety reasons, bend at the waist, not at the knees.

*adjusts monocle*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Very very good, but what happened to those big boobs she had in the previous 2 pictures?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I don't know....I'll check.....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Next: Chloe running away with a sexy Santa
in front of jealous housewives and their bawling brats.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)