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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Global Warming. The ice-caps are melting, the ozone is screwed, and WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! This is what top scientists would have you believe, but what are the positive aspects of climate change? It can't be all bad, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# no, I think we're all fucked
at the very least from the rioting and complete break down of society as everyone fights for food and space. :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# But we'll be dead by then,
so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# hardly, a conservative estimate is 30 years
going by the current rates.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# that is bollocks. in 30 years from now not much will have changed. I bet you 20p.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ^thus^
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah
According to Busted, nothing much will have changed by the year 3000.

Except that we'll live under water.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# England will be one of the first land masses to flood
and then freeze over

you're fucked!

www.climatecrisis.net
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Then sod thinking about life and planning it all out,
I'm going to do everything spur of the moment, and think only about myself seeing as I'm buggered either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# but you're not you see, we can stop this from happening. It really is possible


www.climatecrisis.net
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# not really
because there are too many self centred twats who don't care about other people or species.

Its a losing battle, the human race is going to fuck itself in the arse, hard and without lube.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I'm with Busted
I want to live underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# not the entire human race. Where I live we'll survive the intial catastrophe
all the over populated cities/countries will be destroyed. There will be about 500 million people worldwide and we'll repopulate the planet with peoples who worship the land and give thanks to the sustenance it gives.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# that's if the chavs don't kill you first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I have a plan
but first I'm slowly becoming carbon neutral so at least I can say I tried
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)
# bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# you are thinking of that film
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# :D
you can compo that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# HO! HO! HO!
mmm...Soylent Green
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Pfft!
That is brilliant.
(generic hybrid, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# as long as i finally get a nintendo wii, ill be reet
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Well we would have to shave all t3h fluffy kittins for a start
bald pussy for everyone woooooo!!!!!!!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# morning morning global warming...
(osiem, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# I just hope all the "save the earth" morons die first
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# could be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Teh quo did it!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# so you set an image challenge i have a PhD in then?
well before i explode can i just make it plain clear that the ozone hole is abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with global warming.

now that's out of my system i'll be slightly happier, but i feel this is going to be a long week...
sorry to be a miserable washed up scientist type, but unfortunately that's my job
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# we fixed the ozone problem, we can fix this
c'mon, who's with me?

*burns bra*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Why doesn't the ozone hole have anything to do with it?
(someone had to ask)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# CFC's not carbon build up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# But I thought (and I may well be wrong)
that the ozone hole let more of the Sun's rays through which then can't get back out again. CFCs destroy the ozone hole, other gases block the light's escape. Greenhouse Effect, y'see? isn't it what happened to Venus? Granted, I'm not an expert on the matter...which is why I asked the question.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# ozone layer
protects from ultraviolet
greenhouse effect transmission of infrared radiation
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Fair does
Makes sense now.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)
# We'll have one giant swimming pool!
...or one giant Ice Rink....or one giant bonfire? :o/
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# England?

Swimming Pool, then the current will cease and you'll freeze over
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Dang
I'll be a novelty frozen guy under the Ice Rink doing the front crawl *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Oh noes!
I bet all the tsunami jokes are going to be amongst the first to be reposted, even though they'll be missing the essential point of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# FACT
The man who invented putting lead into petrol. also invented putting CFCs in fridges.

According to Stephen Fry on QI

Do i win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# No, because
Stephen Fry read it in a Bill Bryson book in any case
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)