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(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# magic eyesight?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# yes
as santa is the king of all pedos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Was that not
Jonothan?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Oh.
My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# is he smoking a fag?
cigarette for all you americans...

Santa CLAWS, rides a SLEIGH, he KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! he watches you when your sleeping! beware the claws!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Shitting crikey.
Evening b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I don't like that gesture.
There are so many disturbing things about santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# A few years ago my mate brought me a "personalised message from santa"
It was a tape with a very scary sounding father christmas going "Merry christmas HOLLY, I hope you've been a good girl HOLLY"

Then there was a bit about how he'd been watching me, and then some terrfying christmas songs with lyrics about cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Christmas songs about cocaine?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Yep.
I can't remember the exact lyrics, but it was one of those "Did they just...." moments.

Think it came from Poundland. Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ!
Where can I get one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# I'm not sure but I think it was Poundland or something like that.
Then again said mate reads this board. He might be crying now because it actually cost him loads.


Thats not the point, I still treasure and fear it to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# 1) Convert to mp3
2) Upload
3)
4) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I would adore to
But its figuring out how to get it off tape and onto this pooter.

I'm sure its possible with some kind of cable and knowhow.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)
# cable from tape machine to microphone.
That's it.

Jack at each end cables are normally used for such silliness as attaching monitors' speakers to pooters.

I probably have a few under my desk at work I could send you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I have a giant bag of cables in my wardrobe
Chances are theres one in there, and I've just found a very informative thread on a messageboard about how to do it. It'll be with you in time for christmas, fear not!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# a little boy approaches a man
"mister, look what i can do!" and he proceeds to do the detachable thumb trick. "Magiiiiic!" he says giddily.

The man turns and says "you want magic? turn around and pull down your pants." So the boy does.

"Feel my thumb in your butt?" he says. The boy nods. The man reaches both hands around and wiggles his fingers in front of the boy's face. "Magiiiiic!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha
aces.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# i can do magic tricks with my thumb too

cleek for huge

click for more hot thumb action www.b3ta.com/board/6622275
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6623309
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# New Christmas. New Danger.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# bloody hell.
i'm going away again, the board has taken a sinister turn.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# is that tonyB?
I am sure this is a tory xmas ad campain[sic]
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Dont give him the satisfaction of calling him "Tony"
Self-righteous cunt.

(Him, not you)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# who me???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# YEAH, YOU!
No, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# my brain is melting tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Awwww
Have tea.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# noooooo
tea causes me pain
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Jesus. Really?
How do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# its ok, i am getting over the smell of ex's minge now
i can now just about bring myself to drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Either tea shouldn't smell of minge
or minge shouldn't smell of tea.

Probably both.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# it was hard to work out what smelt of what
i went for minge smelling of tea, PG tips it was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# That explains it.
PG Tips is fucking vile.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# WRONG
its great. Love the tips.

I neve knew that real earlgrey is really smoky? Frikin Twinnnnnnnnnings [s!c] they change everyteang[s!c]
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# how bizarre
all I could see was black for the first couple of minutes, then the rest suddenly seemed to appear

that's great that is
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)