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[challenge entry] Quick and punless

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Ah, sweet irony...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I would have said
more coppery
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)
# with a dash of Zinc
I always liked it because it had a Z in it
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)
# To which i say
ZIRCONIUM!!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *brain comes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Well hello there ...
you like things with "Z" in?
Well I'm all Zed baby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *rubs all over body*
*passes out in pool of own zeee*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you missed a bit
...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Isn't there something cool you can do with zinc
like make it explode fairly easily? Might be thinking of the wrong thing. Explosions were the only thing that piqued my interest in chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:57, archived)
# you're thinking
of TNT
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Ah, sweat misspelling...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)
# yellow rule in brown liquid
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Got it in one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)
# mind you dont get it in two, that'll sting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:22, archived)
# he he he
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)
# One foot out
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Tee hee
Hello pretty lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Herro gorgeous! *waves*
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Grand ta M'Lady
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:54, archived)
# One foot in ..
shake it all about
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *readies anti-anti pun weapon armour*
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)
# that's not a pun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Ah
/crap at english blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:54, archived)
# oh lord
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Has he croaked?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
No... you need to read the compo young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *reads*
...............I knew that.......
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)
# yea compo caught me by surprise
For like a day I thought a whole bunch of people just kicked the bucket while I was away
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:54, archived)
# There weren't enough awful shops for this to be true!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)
# psst
Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ....
...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Wheee
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!


EDIT: ...do you need to update your tag young lady?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Bugger
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Obviously this is a picture you drew LAST YEAR.
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:00, archived)
# woo!
and a yay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Arf!
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:27, archived)
# winner!
Maybe

I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 17:42, archived)