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# I found this image while spazzing for something different



...she just looked so peaceful :)

In other news...Sing like Elvis!
We still need judges, and you only have a day left to sign up for cool badges and much sparkly-jumpsuit themed mirth!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:19, archived)
# morning
and I can not sing or judge sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:23, archived)
# 'ning!
...and 'Bah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:24, archived)
# are you going to either the BRUM (dr whens) or
COVENTRY (FF) bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:27, archived)
# It's not looking likely
Though I'm currently in negotiations with DTH to arrange a potential appearance at the Northampton bash
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:28, archived)
# that is miles away!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:29, archived)
# ...and Coventry isn't?!

I'll have accomodation and nice people to cower behind at that one.
My escape route is guaranteed should my dance fans get a little too enthusiastic and mob me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I have a car you see
it is easy for me
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I do too
but I tend not to drive to bashes, allows drinkage y'see?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:42, archived)
# peaceful?!
that would probably be because she is dead.

shes kicked the bucket, shes shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible...
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:30, archived)
#
Sure, but I'd still fuck her.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:32, archived)
# i cant pretend to hold that against you.
hell, ive got friends who would fuck her exclusively for that reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:33, archived)
# What makes you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:33, archived)
# because
ive been staring at the pic for the last 5 minutes, and she still hasnt taken a breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Ah!
Good point

*concedes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:36, archived)
# hahahaa
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:46, archived)
# REV!
Whatcha reckon to my lady?
She looks a bit 'peaky' I must admit
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning Jess
Had a look for my mic last night, turns outs its somewhat fucked.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:41, archived)
# NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
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*breathes*

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

*gasps*

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:44, archived)
# =(
I might have a go with a text to speach converter if that would count as an entry
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# Tom Baker?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hahah!
I think that would be fine, a novel approach
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I'll fix it up tonight!
Where are we posting these btw?
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# I'd assumed on the calendar page
But my master and commader appears to have plans to set up a thread on the board.
He also offered hosting for those that wish to abuse him
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# And who is this dark overlord
for whom we dance like puppets?
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# He whose name mere mortals dare not utter
for fear it shall conjure him, dark with unconvention, alight with conviction...indecent with lack of clothes

Well, Syncubus, the guy who set the calendar page up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# looks like there is a bag of plaster next to her
thistle i believe, but no bonding, either all the bonding work has been done or they are off to work on a new installation with plasterboard walls, i'd recommend a weak pva/water mix to prep the walls prior to starting
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I wonder what they need to plaster?
...she doesn't look in any state to do work herself


actually, I believe those are kitchen towels or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:47, archived)
# nah, the orange bag is def plaster
she'd get the sack i she worked for me, i hate people sleeping while i drive to work, i'm not a cunting bus
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:49, archived)
# So Dri


...the bigger, better, bargain towel
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# crikey
well that's me out of the guild of master crastmen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I'm only a level 2 craftsman
I need to lay another 12 bricks before I can level up
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# Then it was surely a horrible shopping accident
Sainsburys is dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I kicked a hole in the office wall today.
Luckily, it is because we have leased the office next door and were knocking the wall down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6808287
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Ghee
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:52, archived)
# YAY!

...and also 'sign up, slacker!'
your fellow b3tans need YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)
# My microphone was destroyed on new years eve, unfortunately.
Also, it is still at my friends place.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha, that's going to take a while though
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)
# It was just plasterboard, it wasn't even connected to the ceiling properly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# It's a bag of ghee
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at your asphixiated woman?
The Elvis thing - how come it's without music?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 'ning you!
a) because you're afraid of me
b) because the competition is concentration on the singing and we don't want music to feature/distract
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Surely music compliments singing rather than distracts from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Exactly
Music makes stuff sound better, and not everyone has the tools/ability to achieve that, so it's equaling the playing field to make sure it's only the singing that gets judged
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# if..... I can judge from home
then I will, I teach singing etc
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Ooh, okay, I shall pass this along to my captain
Though I must emphasise that it's about heart not necessarily singing ability ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# still sounds
fab
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning sexy lady =)
*fondles all over*

Is that our Ginger Fuehrer?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Cor!
*enjoys a bit*

And no, it's some random lady I found on t'web
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I'm not even going to ask what you were really spazzing for...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ning jessie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Also, looking at corpses should be a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# She's not mine, she belongs to the t'interting
Also, you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Well then.
That'll be me being wrong, won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)