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[challenge entry] Hello boys and girls...
The most childish Valentine's Day card(s) I can muster.









Click the top ones for downloadable .ai vector fun.
EDIT: (...at just shy of 500KB each.)

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahahah
classy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)
# TUBECOCK
FANNY PURSE

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
that leaves no space for misunderstandings about your intentions

/edit: *clicko*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Excellent work!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i want to marvel at your work
but i get 5 firefox redex's.

edit/ got them now, *marvels and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Redexes?


EDIT: Bah, fixed.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# /\/\ EO\/\/
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hahah!
We have a corksrew and bottle opener set that do that!
It's positivly pornogragaphic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# can't see 'em
edit/ can see 'em now - smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Excellent
*sends to mother*
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# omg that's excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# sexcellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# can we have one with ginger pubes
please.
(strangeways, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)
# in return I offer you my most childish reply :P


I wonder who'll feel insulted by this .. I'm sure someone will ..
(spinoza, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)
# THAT...
...is beautifully put together!
EDIT: I was half expecting someone to do a big goatse arse for the other card...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)
# haha!
good one! :D
(kodomo_ja_nai fuck it, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# yeh its always teh same
black guys are doing white bread girls
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 0:14, archived)
# that
my son, is genius
(Terminator X, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# this is truly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 6:36, archived)
#
is this a john wayne bobbit card?
where's the helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Yer.
www.cemeterysurplus.com/catalog/cat16.htm
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)