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[challenge entry] Repost
For Compo

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Horse is a alien
(davew2.7 what?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)
# homophone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Trombone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Foamahome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# FATTIST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)
# No, I think you'll find you're fattest.
Oh my god I did a Jimmy Carr joke. Somebody shoot me and rape my lifeless body.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)
# but it's a good joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Are you turning down the chance to rape my dead bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *cries a single tear*
I thought we were friends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)
# "Somebody shoot me and rape my lifeless body"
Jimmy Carr said that as well...
With Body Language...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Kindly direct me to him. I'd hate for him to not get his wish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)
# That Way.. *Points*
*Runs other way*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *runs off with wilkins in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Wilkins...
*Guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Nice. I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahah
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)
# peeeeeeeea

Edit: how rude of me, your pic is woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)
# =D
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Anyone got closer than 660?
I plus I is II. M divided by II is D. D plux C is DC, plus L, plus X is DCLX.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hint:
I didn't actually pick numbers that would make it do-able, unfortunately I don't think it can be done...

but great stuff for trying :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Carol would be able to do it.
If it were a full thread, it would have had a "I like this!" from me.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)
# The only way Carol can do it
is if she takes out one of her dodgy loans for an extra X to add to the 660.

And thank you for the virtual click :D
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)
# 661
(L+I)*(X+I)+C=DCLXI
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)
# bloody good!
you get one point :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I very nearly died there!
I've got a lung full of coffee.

Fucking magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)
# that's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I Love Horses...
Best Of All the Animals
I love Horses.
'Cos they're my Friends...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)
#
love do entire sexes on
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ...well.. They are the Best of all the Animals...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Get out
yer barred!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)
# repost for compo?
why didn't you compo it then? duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)