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There is an Irishman,an Aussie and an American
all trying to become a detective, but only one could
join,and to prove their bravery they had to shoot their wife
So the Aussie walks in picked up the gun but he couldn't do it
so he was disqualified
Than it was the American's turn so he walked in picked up the gun
but he couldn't do it either so he was disqualified
Now it was the Irishman's turn. He walked in and after a while they heard a crash!bang!crunch!
When he finally came out they ask him what happened and he said 'I couldn't shoot her so I bashed her to death with the chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:57,
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RACIST!
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:01,
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PEDIATRICIAN! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:03,
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TAXI! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:07,
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of course i hate it
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:04,
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LOVE CRIMINALS!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:10,
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:)If you've suffered from domestic violence or know of someone who has call 0808 2000 247
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cooler_king That's no moon!,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:04,
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If you've suffered from domestic violence or know of someone who has call 0808 2000 247WE WON'T TELL YOU TWICE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:05,
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