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# Not for want of trying
If memory serves me correctly.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I apologise for my pops.
he's a dirty old man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Oi, you.
old
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)
# How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# 33.
Actually, that's quite old on here isn't it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm only 27!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Well dur!
Obviously you're gonna be younger than me - I'm your Dad after all.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *scratches head*
oh yeah.
and that dur does wonders for my self-esteem
*runs to room in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# It was the start of a song but I got nervous singing in front of you.
*digs hole a little deeper*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *wails*
*puts some emo shite on hifi*
*loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *plays along on the guitar*
*mistakenly thinks that this will make his son think he's cool*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# yes it is Grandad
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers mate.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# s'OK
I'm the same age

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Haha, you're of teh old!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# he's not ALL the old, he left you some.
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *weeps silent bitter tears alone*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# not really
Mictoboy has to be knocking his fourties by now

=D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# why, how old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# 41 an arf and a bit.
but i know of older b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Really?
You don't look it in the bash pics.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Groomer!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# get 'em while they're young
thats my motto
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# the hair hides it well
shame it's not my own.

edit/due to my senility this is reply to the wrong post.i'm 41 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Ah, the tactical combover
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# bull dog clip on the back of his head!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i think that's a compliment
plenty of tea is the secret to my youthful good looks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Why didn't I meet you?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# he left about 8...

when the tea ran out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# sorry, but the home likes me in early.
next time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Oh, and I didn't get there until late
Curses.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
#
HEY...I MAY BE OLDER THAN YOU BUT AT LEAST I'M FATTER...eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# thanks for the support.



i'll wash it and get it back to you asap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# OMG 33!!
that's ancient
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Haha.
Calm down dear.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# which makes you
virtually prehistoric ;p
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Ask him what the dinosaurs were really like
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# you'll need this
*hands speaking trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hoho!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I know, you whippersnapper.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 33!
Mere youngster.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# O_o
???
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)
# you groped her all up for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)
# And instantly apologised...
...only to be told "That's fine, I invited that"

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I didn't say that
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Words to that effect though, wasn't it?
*worrieds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# is that "you" as in "i"?
dirty old man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)
# No, it's "he" as in "me".
If you see what I mean.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# MUFF
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha, yes, I remember now!
Oh dear, I am sorry.


EDIT: I wouldn't have called that unpleasant though... for me, anyway.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# did pachey show you her muff?
why didn't i go???? WHY???

*laments*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I know, this bash sounds more and more awesome
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I asked waspy to get a photo of it too
Wait till I see him!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Just because I haven't shown it to you...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I can't remember the taxi journey.
Did I do something horrible to bash people?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# they're all ignoring you!
what depraved things did you do to them!?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# They are, aren't they?
I must not be in the cool gang any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# well i'm still speakin- oh.
*uncool*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I've got an uncool son?!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# oh, don't act so surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# it always skips a generation
you grandchildren will be as cool as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# You made us all get in first and then looked like you were gonna flip out for a couple of minutes...
...other than that, you were fine.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# You threatened to sexually assault me
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Which I also sadly missed.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# It was shortly after I arrived, before I'd got drunk
Otherwise I may not have turned her down.
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)