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# *removes knickers*
*sits on top of photocopier A*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *duplicates*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *masturbates*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I thought that was what photocopiers were for
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# No they are, they are.
Take no notice.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# :O

*licks glass*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# you always have to bring it down a level, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# YOU WILL DIE IN HELLFIRE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Did he hit you with Hey Mickey?
The bastard
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# He sent me the Spitting Image version
of Agadoo. Hence you must both die.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Let me know if you need a hand
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# What's wrong with my unreasonable sexual demands?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# CONSTANT unreasonable sexual demands
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# You love it
You go home and buff yourself numb every night
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# "Buff"?
I have not heard this term before.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You have now!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I learnt "bifta" on Saturday
I don't really want to learn any more naughty words. :(
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# It's not a naughty word
But it's fairly self explanatory

You can't be a good copywriter if you don't know all the words in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I thought any word that meant minge would be fairly naughty
Surprisingly, I don't tend to use words for genitalia when I'm writing about careers. :)
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# That's where I'm going wrong with my CV then......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Oh I will.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# He did that to me
but it didn't penetrate. then he mentioned that he'd sent Hey Mickey to Mictoboy and that just fucked everything up

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND

HEY MICKEY!
HEY MICKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# For some reason I've had Chucklevision in my head all morning.
I can't remember who posted the gif but they'll die too.

*writes list*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I've had the 'Enterprise' theme in my head since I woke up.
I haven't watched that program in about 6 months.
I hate the theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# As do I.
Thankfully I can't remember how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# i for one
am unafraid of going down when necessary
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Does that tie in with
kidnapping Japanese tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# RUDENESS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)