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# IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AUDREY!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *shops cdc into child's mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# stats page quote ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# i will pay money to see that!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Bastard, that just made me laugh, and try to hold it in.
And someone across the office said "Are you alright?" in quite a concerned manner =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Heheh, let it out, you know ou want to...
i got some gay reference to ren and stimpy i think
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahah
cheg on!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# hitler had some great ideas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# it's not the paedophile's fault, it's the kid's fault for being so sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# one time i had 30 pence in 2p's stuck up there, but i farted and they shot out like bullets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# dogs' tongues, taste remarkably similar to cats' tongues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it's not gay if you think about girls
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# mind you it's also not gay if you don't swallow it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# your random quote
will nonetheless be "hahaha" or "arf" :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yeah i know :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# If big dicks work for oral, normal for normal, small for anal, kids are great for nasal
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oof!
get on your fucking hull bus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# fucking hell, that's a stats page quote to be proud* of


*concerned about
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I would die a happy man seeing that
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# It was ok to sleep with patients before, but i am a vet now
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# well said that man!!
rock solid in a court of law!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# gee......
that'd make a good img challlange!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Sorry I fell asleep last night
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# s'ok. I played with your curtains for a while and then passed out too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *belly laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6947131
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Because I really liked Cape Town
and was going to retire here but decided I couldn't wait that long.
I have been here six years and my accent is still the same. I doubt I will ever lose it. Especially as I tend to talk to British people all day long (on the phone).

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)
# night time is when you're allowed to sleep
they give you wrong if you do it at work... too much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I can sleep when I like
due to my boss being me :)
'lo Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)
# You should get more images from her, we all should
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# who's audrey?
3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Ooh you bastard
I thought that was a countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Its not?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# they're always smal
and there's no more nekkid till 20k
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Who's coming?
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)
# IVV and Hellsbelles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Doesn't that make 4?
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)
# COUNTDOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I'll have a "B" please, Bob
Edit: Oh shit, wrong programme.
Erm...
2 from the top, 3 from the middle and 4 from the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)
# 5, 1, 10, 8, 15, 100, 80, 2, 4
Your target is 50 billion.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Blofeld's assistant
over at Globatron industries

edit: or the sweet lady at Getty Images who is currently extracting blood from the Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Worst bond movie villian ever..!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6928916
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Ha ha
We used to put stuff like that in the maths books we were producing, to make sure the other editors were doing their jobs properly.

Happy days...
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Halcyon Days
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# jesus christ, do kids really not know this these days?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Always 3!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I keep trying to bang it into her, but will it stick?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Will she remember the spluff too?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)
# but where are the pubes?
or is the young lady who's clothes shrank in the wash (bless) still drawing them?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# yes, she's still on an early lesson
bloody immigrants should learn to draw cocks before they come over
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)