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# two chickens in a bucket?

FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)
# which
part do you fuck exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# the IT part
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Yeeah,
Fuck IT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# slut
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# yeah...
not really sure why.. just something this guy i used to know at school used to say.. and umm im bored so i did a pic of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# HEY BOVINE!
YOU POST MORE THAN ME-EE
YOU POST MORE THAN ME-EE
YOU'RE SADDER THAN I AM
YOU'RE SADDER THAN I AM

*dances around room, making gun-hands and pretending to shoot stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# you're no longer the saddest person
on the board ;)
how many is fnord on?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# what?
What have I missed?
Whats happened?
DON'T tell me I've overtaken you in posts.
Ah...bugger, I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# check your profile, Baby!
*boogies gently to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Personally,
I think its sad that you're so smug about something as pointless as posts.
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# exactly
or inexactly, it ain't my idea of a party
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Packet of extra strong mints...
The artist formally known as Prince!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# fred...
Seeing as its Dr Phil appreciation day, where is she? (assuming i havn't been blinded to her by the shear number of Philites )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# dunno
I think she went to lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# ok
i might be rude about her then, but you must promise not to tell her ok?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# yeah!
lets talk behind her back, she'll never read the spaz anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# i heard she got the lurgy
but then shes a girl so she would have
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I hear that she's not
really a proper doctor like what we are.

she's a sham of a doctor thats what i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# from the Hollywood Upstairs School of Medicine
speaking of which, where's Dr Nick? havent seen him in a while
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# doctors certificate
from the back of a cornflake packet.

thats what i heard

and she smells of WEE flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# .
and bums
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# SHIT, SHES COMING BACK! CHANGE THE SUBJECT...



and then the vicar says, "My trousers!" aaaaahahahaha

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# she'll never notice
my speedy editing
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# very sly
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I'm terribly confused.
I think I'll get back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# *** THREADJACK YOUR BODY (MAKE ME SWEAT) [les rhythmes digitales] ***
I just got Dancing Stage Party Edition for PlayStation. It'ths Immenth. Do we have any other Dance Dance Revolution fans here?
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# i'm gonna buy the dance stage thing for the misses
as she always play it if there's an arcade near.

then i can justify going to new jersey in august. i think thats fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Force her to do
it naked.


Or not. Not is an option.
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# i think i maybe
pushing my luck already. i haven't told her about new jersey yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# aye
and i've got dance mats

i'm sad

why is everyone being a kitten related name today? i've been off sick for a couple of days.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# You're not sad!
You're Making Video Games Healthy
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes!
dance dance revolution rocks!
It rocks to such a degree that to put it into earthly words would make my brain hurt!
Not only is it a cool game, but my mate has lost 4 stone in 7 months since getting his dance mat.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I'm playing it all the time
and I'm also on Slim·Fast 1400 kilocalories per day.
It must be going well - my stomach is in perpetual agony.
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# some people began to suspect that the new KFC Zinger bucket
was slightly undercooked...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# the crispy coating is all missing
and wheres my sweet corn (or BBQ bean, depending on the seasonal offer)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# hehe
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# and it tasted fowl
.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)