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# had a very bizarre experience yesterday
i was quietly walking down the strand, minding my own business, when a strange man came over to me and asked if i'd like to have sex with him for £20. i ran away.

*edit* it occurred to me later that it was rather ambiguous who'd be paying who. but i didn't like to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Did you not even
negotiate? I bet you could have got £25 out of him ;) (scary!)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# What's your gender?
/craig david
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# You're either too cheap or your standards are too high.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# you pay him
or he pays you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# i didn't really like to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# oohhh!
scary, I think I would run away too!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)
# jesus fuck!
that's really scary. well - I would've been scared.

Amerella had that happen to her once (she ran away too, I hasten to add).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# *pfft*
monitor coffee chair tea soup monitor
edit: nose
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# *stifled giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# tee hee
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# bovine
that's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)
# No, I'm sorry.
It can't be a very nice thing to have happen to you.
Sorry Unicorn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)
# it's okay
i was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I was only playing aboot anyway,
that must have been unerving though.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)
# freaked me out, i can tell you
i mean, do i look like the kind of person who'd be interested in that sort of thing?

don't answer that
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I've never seen you
but I'm sure you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Don't
listen to them, there all gay.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)
# THATS NOT NICE!
unles you were holding a pot noodle then they can call you a slut
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Look,
Unicorn took it in the spirit it was meant.
I love those Pot Noodle adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# that's not bizarre
it's both illegal and disgusting. Did you report him? To the police I mean, as opposed to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i couldn't give a good description really
and i doubt they'd care.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# well,
if you'd hung around I could have gone up to £30
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)
# You didn't 'accidentally'
have one of those phone box cards stuck to the back of your jacket did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Similarly
I came out of the corner shop two days ago and this woman came up to me asking for tube fare so she could get home. I said I didn't have any change. I then went to walk off and she said
"Well, would you like any business, y'know, for the fare?"

I stared at here blankly for a minute then realised what she was _actually_ proposing.

I too ran away. It wasn't very nice for me either I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)