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[challenge entry] Might not get as much business I feel

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(Chamone2, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# lol!
if you are fucked enough to need ocean finance it's already too late :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# but, but
what if I am on a beach, right.

making 'help' signs from rocks.

and then OCEAN FINANCE sail by in a big fuck off boat?

what then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# while they are enjoying their port and cigars on the boat
they point and laugh and sail on by

having first taken the beach and the rocks from you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# hahah
do you get a free shave though?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# only if the natives become pissed that you've somehow managed to lose their beach
And their rocks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)
# insane
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# but funny
if it happens to other people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# and your soul
if you haven;t sold it on ebay

in which case they'll take your family

and sell them as slaves

on ebay

.... wonder if ebay is the root of all evil?
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Must be what the 'e' stands for
It all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# "... BUT WE ARE REAL PEOPLE YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH...
... AND WE SPENT THE PROFITS OF YOUR STUPIDITY ON A FUCKING GREAT BIG YACHT TO CATCH MORE MONGS LOST AT SEA!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# you should see those japanese mong fishing boats
harpoons and all kinds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
'I'm up to my eyeball is debt and curiously enough no reputable finance company would give me the time of day... thank goodness for Ocean Finance, who gave me loads of money at an unmanageable rate and all they wanted in return was my first born child.'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# and your legs as a down payment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)
# which eyeball, left or right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I only have one
in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ... AND MY SOUL!
... and a goat!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# CUNT
i was gonna do that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)
# that's a little uncalled for...
you UTTER UTTER MINGEBISCUIT!

:D
(likeajackhammer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# You're fanny pus.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Just give 'em a go!
Here, have a repost:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# \o/
yay ... I ... hate... that... woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)
# would, tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# she'd come to pieces in your hands
like so much deceipt wrapped in crepe paper
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)
# see
now you are just trying to turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)