Thanks for the adviceAnd for demonstrating a staggering lack of humour on what purports to be a humorous website. That noise you can hear is the sound of the world as we know it crashing to an end because someone posted an image slightly larger than is officially recommended.
Calm down!
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:06,
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Calm down!
Slightly is not an additional 40K...
CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:08,
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perspective40 WHOLE K? No fucking WAY! Modern computers will struggle to deal with the additional... oh, hang on....
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:09,
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don't come in hereand tell us what to do, there's a good chap.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:08,
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^thisI forgot it was Tuesday, what with the Bank Holiday and all.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:29,
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You may also like to consider these"How dare you people come over here to MY country taking MY job..."
"Get off my land afore I calls the po-lice"
"This is MY place on the internet and HOW DARE YOU COME HERE AND SAY OR DO ANYTHING despite the fact that anyone can sign up"
etc
etc
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Wed 11 Apr 2007, 0:42,
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"Get off my land afore I calls the po-lice"
"This is MY place on the internet and HOW DARE YOU COME HERE AND SAY OR DO ANYTHING despite the fact that anyone can sign up"
etc
etc
thing is, we see this tuesday in, tuesday out, by loads of new users...So it really stands out when someone does take the time and trouble to read, and adhere to the FAQ prior to posting...
Even on a 'humourous' web site, the joke wears a little thin when people don't bother, and then get narky telling us to 'calm down'.
Anyway, pull up a kitten, please do take a good gander at the FAQ, and lets see some more postings from ya :)
(Even on a 'humourous' web site, the joke wears a little thin when people don't bother, and then get narky telling us to 'calm down'.
Anyway, pull up a kitten, please do take a good gander at the FAQ, and lets see some more postings from ya :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:08,
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Tuesday in and tuesday outfor a hell of a lot longer than you've been here nobody gave a flying fuck until a few twats with inferiority complexes because they weren't mods decided that they wanted their 5 seconds of glory so they could have a little dig at new people.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14,
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sadly, evolution doesn't always work out as plannedor as everyone would want. I take your point entirely, and - speaking for myself only - do try to help a bit more in replies,
rather than straight flaming, which I'll hold my hands up, I used to do.
It's par for the course now, and even, dare I say it, part of B3ta
(rather than straight flaming, which I'll hold my hands up, I used to do.
It's par for the course now, and even, dare I say it, part of B3ta
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:21,
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I can't decideShould I have a dig at the new people, or the people who are having a dig at the new people, or you for having a dig at the people who are having a dig at the new people?
*polishes shovel*
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:23,
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*polishes shovel*
wrong attitudesorry folks i'll try not to do it again is generally accepted as the proper reply.
and you got off very lightly.
edit/and on top of that you've made no effort to resize the offending image before throwing your toys out of the pram.
(and you got off very lightly.
edit/and on top of that you've made no effort to resize the offending image before throwing your toys out of the pram.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:10,
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riiiiiiight...I won't do it again but I didn't get chance to say that before 14,577 people jumped in with scolding remarks. Not that it bothers you or anything... At least it has provided the opportunity for loads of you to show how passionately you care about the odd 40 or 50 kilobytes
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:26,
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Good lad!I fucking hate the tedious cunts around here who have nothing better to do than moan about file sizes.
"Boo hoo it's 51k", oh be a dear and do fuck off and get something resembling a life.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11,
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"Boo hoo it's 51k", oh be a dear and do fuck off and get something resembling a life.
'Hate'?If you're putting that much effort in maybe you shouldn't come here.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:14,
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Well, quite possiblyI could have worded it better, but you got the gist anyway.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:16,
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It's not 51k it's twice the requested size.We're not being nasty, we're being polite and encouraging him to find the happy line.
The FAQ was written to keep this place ticking along nicely and seeing as we're all guests it seems fair to adhere to it.
(The FAQ was written to keep this place ticking along nicely and seeing as we're all guests it seems fair to adhere to it.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:16,
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you are never nice about it,you've had a pop at me several times, in fact I'm beginning to think it's all you ever talk about.
"I'm happy toast, blah blah, file size, boo hoo."
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:41,
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"I'm happy toast, blah blah, file size, boo hoo."
he'll quite happily shove any of his opinions down your throatif you give him a chance
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50,
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That's your opinion that you're trying to shoveOr are you just saying things off the top of your head without meaning any offense like I might be?
Don't make things personal
(Don't make things personal
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:54,
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are you serious or is that a comedy remark? HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:56,
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bollocks!check my posts by all means. I won't deny I sometimes point out when people post big images when I see them load (and 70k is my general cut off), but compared to the number of compliments and general chat I post it's a tiny percentage.
I also think I am incredibly fluffy and helpful compared to the people who just shout c*** and fuck off noob.
If you want to pull me up on my sarcasm or dry wit then that's fine as it has been questioned before, but it's just a matter of personal taste really when you think about it.
Hold on a minute..... What's nasty about what I said to this chap?!
If I have had a pop that has upset you then I apologise, I doubt it was ever actually personal though.
(I also think I am incredibly fluffy and helpful compared to the people who just shout c*** and fuck off noob.
If you want to pull me up on my sarcasm or dry wit then that's fine as it has been questioned before, but it's just a matter of personal taste really when you think about it.
Hold on a minute..... What's nasty about what I said to this chap?!
If I have had a pop that has upset you then I apologise, I doubt it was ever actually personal though.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:50,
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Dear meLook I am not trying to set you all off again (which seems to be easier than getting Ian Paisley to disagree with something) but for Christ's sake, you're doing a good job of conforming to the desperately sad stereotype of megalomaniacal web twats who close ranks and spit venom at the first sign of anything that looks like being different from what they decree is the norm in their little corner of the intermong. You're like old Cornish villagers standing at the edge of the village and screaming curses at outsiders "lest they bring the plague".
Forty fucking kilobytes. Get a grip. The internet is a big place and, brace yourself, many people will be able to deal with this excruciatingly small file size. I have read the FAQ's to which you seem to attach Godlike importance and yes, my first post was a bit big. Sorry, I won't do it again. You, however, seem to have a rather inflated sense of your own importance. It's just a fucking website. Go and have a lie down.
Go on, make some sort of "noob" comment. It will be funny because it's a term used by people on the internet for the benefit of other people on the internet. I bet it will be HILARIOUS.
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Tue 10 Apr 2007, 22:22,
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Forty fucking kilobytes. Get a grip. The internet is a big place and, brace yourself, many people will be able to deal with this excruciatingly small file size. I have read the FAQ's to which you seem to attach Godlike importance and yes, my first post was a bit big. Sorry, I won't do it again. You, however, seem to have a rather inflated sense of your own importance. It's just a fucking website. Go and have a lie down.
Go on, make some sort of "noob" comment. It will be funny because it's a term used by people on the internet for the benefit of other people on the internet. I bet it will be HILARIOUS.
So you were the one who wrote to Rob!Why wasn't I mentioned as a talent as well, you bitch!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:21,
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A NOOBIE GOBSHITE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now that IS humorous.
(Now that IS humorous.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11,
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You're lucky chapMost people just shout expletives at silly mistakes like this.
When you signed up you should have got a message telling you to read the FAQ and watch the site so you know how to fit in.
None of this should come as a surprise to anyone and if you do as the guide says (which most of us do) we'll all get along famously.
(When you signed up you should have got a message telling you to read the FAQ and watch the site so you know how to fit in.
None of this should come as a surprise to anyone and if you do as the guide says (which most of us do) we'll all get along famously.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:11,
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'staggering' seems a bit excessiveperhaps "surprising" or "unexpected" would convey your feelings better.*
Also "I didn't expect that response" should not be confused with "that respose was unexpected and unreasonable".
*Yes, I know what your feelings are, possibly better than you do. I'm all psychic and stuff. And the feelings you have for the 'special' trolley bloke at your local tesco are indeed confusing and wrong.
(Also "I didn't expect that response" should not be confused with "that respose was unexpected and unreasonable".
*Yes, I know what your feelings are, possibly better than you do. I'm all psychic and stuff. And the feelings you have for the 'special' trolley bloke at your local tesco are indeed confusing and wrong.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:26,
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