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[challenge entry] It's a cry for help.

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Peter and Jane!
God, it's Nostalgia Thursday...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# how old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I'm 4.
That’s how old the books in school are.

Blame the government!
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Is this truth or dare?
I am young, but not that young. The Peter and Jane books stayed around in my house for ages cos I have three younger sisters. Every time my parents nearly got rid, they sprogged up again.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i was just thinking that i barely remember these things
and i'm 30. so i was wondering if you were older than me.
not for any particular reason. i'm just a nosy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# No, I'm definitely younger
I also have a ridiculously good memory
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ah well
*searches for b3tans older than me*

where's dixon, freebs and pachey?

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# died of old age
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# 31
Had the books too
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# From what people have said
As well as being the shortest person on here, I'm in the younger section. Apart from all the L-platers who turned up for the holidays....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Older or younger than 22?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'm older
but I got ID'd for two bottles of wine on tuesday.
I was so happy I near kissed the blind old lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I got IDd for cigarettes this morning.
You'd think the suit'd be a giveaway. And the copy of the Independent.

Dumbarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I instantly texted my sister in law
she's coming my age in a few weeks and has been calling me an old fart since my birthday. Jokes on her now, I am the youthful looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm worrying if I look younger than 16.
Worrying more about the types of 16 year olds this guy knows...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# pffffffffft
young looking my arse
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I bloody well am Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pffft
22?

who you trying to kid?

*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Listen, Little Miss 70s
Don't take your issues out on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
*breaks down*
waaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# The Change?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# eh?
oh sorry.

here you go

*hands over a handful of coppers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# polly pocket
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# They should stay away from those books then.
they have voodoo power.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# It was all "Roger red hat" and "Billy blue hat" in my days
and Ramu and Sita, the token ethnic minorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Who lived in the Village with Threee Corners
I remember them well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I did some googling on them this morning
the woman who wrote them churned out hundreds of childrens books.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Different special cupboards I suppose

edit: oh and ning all you lovely sexy people.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i see you've still not changed your sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I don't care what you say
I'm still sexier than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Wow,
Out of all of Scotland?? Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Calm down ladies.
I'm sexier than both of you put together.
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# are you in scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ...
you two going to have a sex-off?

/ I swear that made some sort of sense in my head
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# 0_o
hmmmm
1. films
2. Edits
3. .....
4. profits

you may be on to something there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# 4. spluffs
5. profits
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Honestly, I don't know.
That's "1 c - Mummy's Special Dildo"

Not worth it's own thread:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Again.
Text on a picture - definitely not worth it's own thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
(sorry for slightly stealing yours a bit further up)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# these
are great!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)