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[challenge entry] May The Luck Of The Ravens Eye Be With You

I Only Watch It Because of Anne Foy (honest) :P

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I've never seen a post like this
whatever that means
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Who? What? Where? How? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Have you never seen raven?
Its a kids program on cbbc where basically they are taken to scotland to hit each other with hammer, swim in ponds and get whacked by hundreds of obstacles :P
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *hold me*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I would, but I don't think I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never see that recipe, again, oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
/still got that damned song in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Richard Harris or Donna Summer version?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ..
This one...

run, run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# ahhhhh fuck, here we go.....
it's going to be like the whispering grass obsession all over again...

...Checkers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# "All the sweet green icing flowing down..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# "your yellow cotton dress floating like a wave on the ground around your knees"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)
# "Sing Lofty"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 7:28, fuck me, it's an epic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha, yup,
you love it though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'm afraid I now do.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)
# My work here is done...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Donna Summer Topless
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Ooooohhhhh I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha
Disco Swamp Fever!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Gah! Awful song!
This version is much, much better:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDckbqhpW8
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 19:33, archived)
# you've spoken three words which would stop me going anywhere near a program like that...
'kids program' and 'cbbc'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# every time i go *home*
my brother is watching this crap.

It really is bad. They pretend to be Scottish warriors.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# what, get pissed and play bagpipes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# You forget the rape and pillage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# like I said
it's just crap :)

*doesn't remember bagpipes or pissed*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# actually, that sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# *searches*
www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/content/articles/2006/12/13/beonashow_raven_feature.shtml

Judge for yourself *based on limited info* :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Let's see
between 11 and 13

Away from parents for a few weeks

An adventure abroad

that right there is fucking heaven
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I feel a 'M3Essential doing a Rodney Trotter entering a painting competition' moment coming on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# no, no, no... you have to enter me into it
for hilarious results
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)
# You know it makes sense
;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)
# hahahaha
Bonjour Bonjour! mai oui
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# That's that famous catchline of hers?
Always post an image under 50k?

EDIT: isn't that Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# go home
i shall abuse my 70k privilege all i like :P
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# how did you get a 70k privilege?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# We gave it to him on the condition he never came here again:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# oh noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# well now
although on occasion I think riverghost is a cunt, on this occasion the cunt is clearly you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I'm the best cunt there is:P
But have you noticed the amount of times that the face, raven and James are used in the post? His nick is James too?

You thinking what I'm thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I wish
i was raven :(

but if i want to use my 800 pixel height than i bloody well will do

just coincedence that my nick is jamezp1 and the guys called james
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Erm
We didn't say anything about pixel height. Could it be you have pixel envy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 20:07, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hmm
ok.

You might want to contextualise it for people who don't have kid brothers who watch CBBC :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# the way of the fucking huge post
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I almost
pivoted my monitor sideways so I could read the text. Then realized I'd rather have some tea.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)
# you gay cunt.
/harshblog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Get some help
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# that club
needs to be CDC'd HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Soon as I wake up (again) I am going to do that:)

Thanks for the tip mate:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# de nada
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I dont care if this isnt anything to do with the comp
repost it anyway so I can click it. its genius.
(vibrating tuna, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Shite entry
Amazing program. The kids have to run this gauntlet at the end. Its the most difficult thing ever. Theres basically a load of backstage crew throwing sandbags at them as they walk along a beam.
You know your in for a treat when theres a fat kid doing the obstacle course.
(vibrating tuna, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 0:47, archived)